That’s a good point, actually. Tiger Woods v. 2.0 made good on his promise to be more engaging with the fans during his comeback at the Masters this past weekend, even pausing to sign autographs and chat during practice rounds. But as far as being a kinder, gentler Tiger Woods during actual competition, well, Mission Unaccomplished, dude. A couple of mini tirades included the “Jesus Christ” referred to here. This falls way short of the mark that Tiger set for himself during his Monday press conference, in which he said he would rein in his emotions. Is throwing your club the Buddhist way? A wise man once said:
“So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
Tiger Woods is nowhere close to receiving total consciousness, it seems. He may just be telling is what we want to hear. I have a feeling that the old Tiger is back, in just about every way.
Monday, you are cleared for landing.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while searching the house for your stash …
* The swingless golf club is here. Finally.
* Tiger Woods Nike ad: Making friends, influencing people.
* Ha ha. British people are dumb.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Beavers love plot points.
