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Morning Tweet: Shaq seems pretty busted up about Corey Haim dying

Apr 10, 2010, 9:00 AM EDT

One month later and Shaquille O’Neal is still reeling from the untimely death of former teen idol Corey Haim. So much so, in fact, Shaq uploaded a heartfelt version of the theme song from The Lost Boys, “Cry Little Sister” to something called VR+. Go ahead, have a listen. Haunting. It hurts to hear how much he hurts.
You know, to be perfectly honest, I have no idea what the heck is going on there. Is he making light of Corey Haim’s sad demise? I’m pretty sure he is, so as a favor, I am giving Shaq a warning:
Don’t go on that camping trip with Corey Feldman. Trust me on this one, dude.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT…

What you missed while getting spliffed with Spark Me Up Elmo
* Ron Artest, basketball player, lover, space cadet, frat party crasher.
* Actually attending the Masters in person must be a mind-blowing, surreal experience.
* Baby boy named Tebow turned one-year-old two months ago! Why wasn’t I notified of this? Oh well, only six short years until intense psychotherapy begins for the little tyke!
* The Onion Headline of the Day: Why LeBron James Will Stay In The NBA

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL
Does anyone else get the sneaking suspicion that Ranger Buzz Miller is one of those so-called “lifetime bachelors”? Hey, I’m not saying, I’m just saying.