John Kass’ column last night in the Chicago Tribune was on a doctor who took his 6-year-old son to a White Sox game, only to be surprised in the men’s restroom when he interrupted a couple having sex in one of the stalls. I thought this only happened in college football? Excerpt:
As they waited, Nemeth said, he noticed noises coming from the last stall. A man’s legs — clad in blue jeans and sneakers — were sticking out from under the stall door.
“The toes were pointing up,” said Nemeth. “The legs were shaking and quivering. From a visual standpoint, all you had to see was the legs quivering to know something was going on.”
“So I kicked the door, just to get a reaction. I just wanted to make sure nobody was dying in there. That’s when I heard a woman’s voice yell, ‘HEY, STOP!’ Something was going on and I had interrupted.”
Without eternal vigilance, it could happen in your stadium. I hereby deputize my readers to patrol their stadium’s restrooms during the season, and bang on any stall door in which you think hijinks are occurring inside. And let me know if hilarity ensues.
Well, Friday, at least you haven’t forgotten how to show a lady a good time.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while dressing up Episcopal Priest Barbie …
* Now back at the baseball broadcast microphone, please welcome Joe Garagiola.
* Not sports related, but rather amusing.
* How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the D-League.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
You’re not fooling anyone, Jerboa. Now get back into your burrow, and don’t come out until you pick a body type.
