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Next on NFL's list of banned substances: Tony Romo's singing voice

Apr 5, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT


If the zombies from The Crazies suddenly invaded a rock concert and grabbed microphones, it would still be more melodious than this. Tony Romo is music’s answer to global warming: A problem that will one day kill us all, but for which many of us are still in denial. He took the stage this past weekend with a metal band called Steel Panther, and even with the loud music, crowd noise and the lead singer joining him, Romo’s vocals peeled paint from the walls. His singing voice makes children cry. He must be stopped.
Another video following the jump.


If you still don’t believe me, listen to this:

Sorry, but it had to be done.
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