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I know that you’re probably saving up to purchase your own Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver, so this t-shirt may not be in your budget. But at $21.99 it’s actually quite affordable, as beaver-related clothing goes. I ordered the lemon-colored shirt pictured here, but it’s also available in “light pink” and “grass”. Learn the back…
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Tiger back on the driving range, Elin nearly back in the house
Mar 4, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT
According to Radar Online, Elin Nordegren is ready to move back in with Tiger Woods at their Orlando mansion, and she was even seen kissing him on the cheek in the back yard of said home. I’m telling you now, if they start calling each other “schmoopy” I’m going to be sick. Nordegren is currently…
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Life is NOT very fun right now for a Duke basketball player from Maryland. Nolan Smith’s family evidently had a little bit of trouble before they could make it back to their abode in Upper Marlboro, due to the mini-riot in College Park following the Terrapins’ big win. Leave Nolan Smith’s family alone! DC Sports…
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John Feinstein responds to Mike Wilbon’s stream of profanities. “Wilbon got mad two weeks ago because I joked on Tony Kornheiser’s radio show that he had put aside his professionalism when it came to Tiger … Guys like Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley, Shaq — the rich and famous guys Wilbon thinks of as…
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Orioles' Luke Scott on Arenas: 'It's just stupidity … he's a coward'
Mar 3, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT
Luke Scott’s love affair with guns is nothing new: Witness this ESPN piece from 2006 (Jack Bauer approves). But last week we got the news that Scott has on occasion taken guns into the Orioles clubhouse (locked in a gun box, so he says). So is the Baltimore DH symathetic to Gilbert Arenas and his…
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We heard from Tiger Woods’ high school girlfriend, Dina Parr, back in December. Now his college girlfriend has stepped forward to tell the world what their relationship was like. Tiger Woods, this is your life! Anyone getthat reference? Hello? Damn it. Anyway, Irene Folstrom claims to be Tiger’s girlfriend from his days at Stanford, and…
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Planning a trip to South Africa for the World Cup? Chances are you’ve already made your hotel reservations, and secured your restaurant guides and sightseeing plans. But what about brothels? It can be such a hassle trying to find a decent bawdy house with reasonable rates while you’re overseas. But now you’re in luck, thanks…
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Yes, you can now purchase the Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver!
Mar 3, 2010, 1:15 PM EDT
If you’re like me, you were watching the Winter Olympics closing ceremonies and dreaming of having an Always Enjoyable Giant Inflatable Beaver of your own. Here’s the backstory on TAEGIB for those three people on the planet who are not familiar with the greatest inflatable animal ever invented. And now we learn that he can…
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The gala Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant scheduled for March 10, conceived by Howard Stern, may have hit a snag. One of the four contestants has dropped out, according to Fox News. It was last week that Stern announced he had secured four of Tiger’s alleged mistresses to participate in the pageant as part of…
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Tiger’s road back is going to be a long one: He’s still the butt of late-night humor. Jimmy Kimmel during last night’s monologue: “They say that Tiger is focused now on playing golf and working out, um, Elin is focused on keeping him away from the Thighmaster as much as she possibly can.” Then followed…
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Who is Mikhail Prokhorov? Think of the New Jersey Nets as owned by Goldfinger. Russia’s richest man, who made his $9 billion fortune mainly in nickel and gold production and nanotechnology development, will soon become the NBA’s tallest owner (pending league approval). In September he sunk $200 million into purchasing the Nets and a reported…
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Hank Baskett’s son, Hank IV, now probably holds the record as the youngest person to ever visit the Playboy Mansion. Tweet from Baskett’s wife, Kendra Wilkinson, on Monday: “Goin over to the mansion today to visit @hughhefner. Lil Hank gets to meet him today!! So excited!” So for once, Hef wasn’t the only one at…
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Our combatants: Chuck Liddell, former UFC light-heavyweight champion and naked workout enthusiast, vs. Jenna Jameson, adult film star and girlfriend of UFC fighter Tito Ortiz. Liddell and Ortiz are coaches of opposing teams on the Spike TV MMA reality series The Ultimate Fighter season 11. For whatever reason, they got into it on Twitter recently.…
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First Round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament = Hooters National Hooky Day. For all you die hard fans that are going to take school or work off to catch all the First Round action of the NCAA Tournament, Hooters has you covered! Hooters has a special promotion called the Hooters National Hooky Day, where they…
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Football players steal copies of campus newspaper, coach says 'I'm proud they did that'
Mar 2, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT
If you were on the campus of Texas A&M-Commerce last week looking for a copy of the student newspaper, well, no soup for you. It seems that members of the football team stole them all. Look at this sad, empty news rack. The ones on the bottom are a week old! (Cries). The thefts occurred…
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Behold the latest marketing protest from the folks at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It doesn’t do a lot for me, but my dog jumped the fence and just tried to annex the Sudetenland. The ad, found on PETA’s web site, is another jab at Westminster Kennel Club-type dog shows; and some might…
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Stop the world, Erin Andrews to be on Dancing With the Stars (With Update)
Mar 2, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT
It didn’t seem so long ago that Erin Andrews just wanted the world to get away from her peephole and leave her alone. But now she’s back, baby, and ready to dance. TMZ is reporting that the ESPN Sideline Queen is going to be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars, which may make this…
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Hunter Mahan makes Cowboys Cheerleader girlfriend fetch club; wins tournament
Mar 2, 2010, 1:00 PM EDT
First of all, it should be noted that Hunter Manhan’s girlfriend is Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Kandi Harris. Here she is here, and here, and here. Now that you know what she looks like, let’s begin. Following play on the second hole at the Waste Management Open on Sunday, Mahan discovered a crack in his driver…
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In news that was no doubt leaked from Tiger’s camp itself, the Associated Press is reporting today that Woods has completed a week of in-house addiction therapy in Arizona and is back in Orlando, hitting the course in preparation for his return to competitive golf. Still no word on when that might be, but it’s…
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Hold the phone, America; it seems that President Obama did not call Tiger Woods to offer encouragement prior to Tiger’s big press gathering last month. But Bill Clinton did, sort of. In a recent Golf Digest story, author Jamie Diaz referenced an unnamed source who said that Woods received calls from both President Obama and…
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Scissors beat rocks: Don't forget your NCAA Tournament vasectomy
Mar 2, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT
The NCAA Men’s basketball tournament is only two weeks off, which means it’s time for the Oregon Urology Institute’s annual reminder that a less populated world is a world in which you don’t have to wait in line so long at Starbucks. Here’s the institute’s campaign, which they have down to a science: Come in…
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And now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Giant Inflatable Beaver! Barely more than 24 hours old, and already close to 3,000 fans on his Facebook page; GIB is easily the most popular giant inflatable animal on the Internets. Of course you know that he was made famous by Bob Costas during…
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A wine prank by Sean Payton on Jerry Jones to make your evening
Mar 1, 2010, 8:00 PM EDT
Sports Illustrated’s Peter King not only gives us news of the mundane comings and goings in the world of the NFL, he also does the Lord’s work with stories such as this one. It involves Sean Payton, Jerry Jones, a bottle of cabernet sauvignon and a pretty awesome prank. Hey, after a season like he…
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Surely you know the tale of Epic Beard Man by now (if not, here’s a quick primer). The two-fisted exploits of Thomas Bruso has hit Internet meme overdrive, with a multitude of video remixes out there to delight his fans. Let’s check out some of the best ones now, but be prepared for some NSFW…
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Charlie Brown implored his baseball team not to go home even during a flood, but as far as I know he never shoveled snow. Here’s the Maryland Terrapins, proving why they should be considered a contender in the ACC, regardless of talent. Outfieders positioned atop giant snow banks always = awesomeness. Following the jump is…
