Has it really been only four months since Tiger Woods assaulted an innocent fire hydrant and tree with his Cadillac Escalade? That was the night, allegedly, that Elin Nordegren first found out about her husband’s fling with Rachel Uchitel, and then proceeded to ventilate his car with a five-iron. As you may recall, the National Enquirer broke the Uchitel news, and now that publication is back with this: Elin may be pregnant with the couple’s third child. And that’s why she’s been so far reluctant to leave him, they say.
The Enquirer quotes a source who says that Elin is about four months along. Let’s all do the math, shall we?
From the Enquirer, via Showbiz Spy:
The former Swedish model was recently spotted near her Florida home sporting a distinctly rounded tummy and a maternity-style top and pals believe she’s about four months along.
“Elin’s staying quiet about it, but she’s showing every sign of being pregnant,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“Her tummy’s a dead giveaway and so is her behavior. Her moods are all over the place and she’s been eating constantly, which is not like Elin since she’s always so concerned about her figure.
“She’s also dropping other little hints, like rubbing her tummy constantly, and cutting back on her exercise routine.
“Pregnant or not, Elin isn’t ready to officially call of the divorce — especially in light of recent developments,” the insider notes.
“Tiger’s giving her an insane amount of money and saying he’s willing to do anything she asks if she gives him another shot.”
Meanwhile, odds are against Elin showing up at the Masters, according to USA Players Online Betting News. And over at Bodog.com, it’s even money that Tiger will be heckled and have to step away from the ball at some time during the Masters.
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Rumor: Elin Nordegren is pregnant [The Cleveland Leader]
Elin Nordegren pregnant with Tiger Woods’ baby? [Showbiz Spy]
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- sicko - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:29 PM
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what a bunch of trash! Is this what we have come to? Really, I didn’t know computers were so popular in pre-school.
Jerks.
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- Jimbo Loathes Jimbo - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:29 PM
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Dude! Such big words from someone whose balls haven’t dropped. Excellent work.
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- Rick Chandler - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:30 PM
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Barbaro approves.
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- Jangle Leg - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:31 PM
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I’m the baby’s pappy.
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- sicko - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:32 PM
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Which big word? “to” ? Germ!
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- Darth Vader - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:36 PM
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I’m the father of Elin’s baby. The force is strong in the little one. Very strong.
Togeher with my child, we shall rule the galaxy!
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- Jimbo - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:37 PM
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To Jimbo Loathes Jimbo, aka “JackAss” (msg. #52):
Is that the best you can come up with as a contribution to this conversation?
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- Jangle leg - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:41 PM
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I’m da baby Pappy.
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- Barb - Mar 31, 2010 at 5:51 PM
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You were a good friend of tiger how of all people If that was your wife How would fell with all Displayed ?
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- Darth Vader - Mar 31, 2010 at 6:08 PM
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Dammit… I left my light saber at Elin’s place. Must use force to get it back!
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- Chuck Norris - Mar 31, 2010 at 6:14 PM
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Chuck Norris is the daddy!
You don’t find Chuck Norris… Chuck Norris finds you!
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- Angelina Jolie - Mar 31, 2010 at 6:18 PM
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Hey if she doesn’t want it..I’ll TAKE IT.
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- Bob Cape Cod - Mar 31, 2010 at 6:38 PM
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“Get In The Hole”… is going to be rather creepy in less than two weeks.
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- lindav92683 - Mar 31, 2010 at 6:42 PM
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Why don’t you quit acting like such a *****?
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- The Anti-Jimbo - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:00 PM
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Jimbo,
Maybe you’re the father and you’re trying to trick all of us.
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- Edgar@Midland, Texas - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:05 PM
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They should stay together for the children!
It’s an abomination if the father is not with her during her preg
SORRY. GRANDMA GOT ON WHILE I STEPPED OUT. TAKE HIS MONEY, ELIN, AND FIND A NEW BABY DADDY! AND START BY DATING RAP STARS! THAT ALWAYS GETS EM!
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- Brian - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:11 PM
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Excellent….
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- Jimbo Reality - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:18 PM
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Jimbo… for Christ sake lighten up. If you can’t poke fun at celebs then what have we got left? Did you really expect a mature “adult” discussion on this topic. This one was made for jokes. And for what it is worth. There are some damn funny ones on her. The Ricky Martin one nearly make me shoot Dr. Pepper from my nose
Take it easy buddy. Don’t forget to smell the roses.
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- Frank McCourt - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:38 PM
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Its mine, I promised her the dodgers vice president of operations job and she was all over me.
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- Golom - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:50 PM
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I think I remember that while Tiger was in rehab, Elin went to stay at Bret Favre’s ranch. If the baby is a boy, who can’t make decisions, we’ll know who the father is.
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- Kanye West - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:50 PM
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You all know that Beyonce would have the best baby of the year
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- Johnny Weir - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:50 PM
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I’m the daddy!
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- Jimbo is an Immense D-Nozzle - Mar 31, 2010 at 7:51 PM
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Dude, are you trying to bang, Elin? She’s not likely to be into you.
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- John - Mar 31, 2010 at 8:22 PM
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Get a grip. Don’t like the comments, don’t read them. Did you expect anything but teenage comments from online posts?
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- Michael Jordan - Mar 31, 2010 at 8:35 PM
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This is a very serious matter. I now know that my advise was not heeded. This guy is ruining my image by getting sex therapy, and impregnating his wife. I taught him how to be a manho and he is trying to change back to what he was, before my lessons on Hoing. Keep sluting around old buddy I have a reputation to uphold. Your pal Mike.
