Has it really been only four months since Tiger Woods assaulted an innocent fire hydrant and tree with his Cadillac Escalade? That was the night, allegedly, that Elin Nordegren first found out about her husband’s fling with Rachel Uchitel, and then proceeded to ventilate his car with a five-iron. As you may recall, the National Enquirer broke the Uchitel news, and now that publication is back with this: Elin may be pregnant with the couple’s third child. And that’s why she’s been so far reluctant to leave him, they say.
The Enquirer quotes a source who says that Elin is about four months along. Let’s all do the math, shall we?
From the Enquirer, via Showbiz Spy:
The former Swedish model was recently spotted near her Florida home sporting a distinctly rounded tummy and a maternity-style top and pals believe she’s about four months along.
“Elin’s staying quiet about it, but she’s showing every sign of being pregnant,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.
“Her tummy’s a dead giveaway and so is her behavior. Her moods are all over the place and she’s been eating constantly, which is not like Elin since she’s always so concerned about her figure.
“She’s also dropping other little hints, like rubbing her tummy constantly, and cutting back on her exercise routine.
“Pregnant or not, Elin isn’t ready to officially call of the divorce — especially in light of recent developments,” the insider notes.
“Tiger’s giving her an insane amount of money and saying he’s willing to do anything she asks if she gives him another shot.”
Meanwhile, odds are against Elin showing up at the Masters, according to USA Players Online Betting News. And over at Bodog.com, it’s even money that Tiger will be heckled and have to step away from the ball at some time during the Masters.
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Rumor: Elin Nordegren is pregnant [The Cleveland Leader]
Elin Nordegren pregnant with Tiger Woods’ baby? [Showbiz Spy]
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- jimbo - Mar 31, 2010 at 9:22 PM
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John (msg. #74):
Dissent is entitled to its place in the forum. “Don’t like the comments, don’t read them” is head in the sand if ever there was such a notion. I don’t know Elin from 3rd base. That doesn’t mean I should abide by lousy comments directed at her or let them go by the wayside. That goes for everyone, including Elin. Why don’t you forward this blog to Elin and let here judge how funny they are.
You John are not a smart person. You think the crap comments on this blog are much ado about nothing. Your outburst represents all too well the poor state of judgment in the USA. You’d do well in the future to reflect just a bit before you allow your fingers to “get a grip”, as it were, on the keyboard.
Take note, Jimbo Reality and all the rest of you buffoons whose fun at someone elses expense I’ve apparently derailed.
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- Jesse James - Apr 1, 2010 at 1:09 AM
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God damn I should have jumped in there when I could have, I tell you what… (Knock knock)…shoot gotta go, delete my cell number please, she might call you, do it for me now, ok??!?
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- Chris Berman - Apr 1, 2010 at 1:18 AM
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Elin, the leather’s such a big turn on, baby, but keep it quiet OK?
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- Threat Level: Midnight - Apr 1, 2010 at 8:49 AM
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+1 yes, yes, no, dude, yes
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- Bob - Apr 1, 2010 at 10:29 AM
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Interesting (?) comments from someone who has to use an alias handle…
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- PhilG - Apr 1, 2010 at 11:11 AM
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who cares
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- dnice - Apr 1, 2010 at 12:40 PM
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I’m not the father. Nontheless, that alien Patrice C really wants to be a mother but no one wants to get her pregnant which is why she is dissing Elin. Patice, get a womb.
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- Gatsby - Apr 1, 2010 at 1:13 PM
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The kid’s father is Sidd Finch.
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- Andrew Young - Apr 1, 2010 at 1:49 PM
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I claim paternity…it’s mine and no one suggested I take the fall.
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- Scooby Doo - Apr 1, 2010 at 2:09 PM
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I’m the father… Hee HEE hee hee hehe.
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- MarkS - Apr 1, 2010 at 2:49 PM
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It’s Michael Jackson’s kid
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- WhozDaDaddy - Apr 1, 2010 at 3:37 PM
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It’s Rosanne’s baby.
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- Get real! - Apr 2, 2010 at 4:06 PM
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Come on Patrice, you have no idea what they are going through. To make a blanket statement that people should throw away their marriage because of infidelity is careless. Let Elin do what makes sense for her. There are two kids involved. Do not dismiss her for sticking with her man. I am not sure that I could do the same, but get real, it is her life not yours.
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- Shaggy - Apr 2, 2010 at 4:08 PM
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rah roh raggy!
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- jazzing - Apr 2, 2010 at 5:25 PM
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Who in the hell cares about all this sick ass stuff about this couple. but, I guess if I walked on water like most people do in this country and let’s not forget we love to see bad things in other people lives so that are lives seem so much better we love to throw stones why is that so? we are a counrty of bigots, fools, fake christians, and you know it’s true just look at yourself!!!!!
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- Brad Pitt - Apr 4, 2010 at 4:27 PM
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Come on Angie, stop trolling for babies…6 is enough!
*sigh* At least Jen was too self-absorbed to want kids…crap, did I say that out loud?
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- E.T. - Apr 8, 2010 at 8:04 PM
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All of you guys have me LMAO… thanks to ye all.
Now must… phone home…
and tell grandpa I be daddy soon…
E.T. is the daddy.
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- Cat - Apr 10, 2010 at 3:58 PM
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OMG! These comments are so ridiculous.I’m LMAO
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- That one guy - Apr 12, 2010 at 12:08 PM
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Given the time frame, if it is true, It could be very plausible that it is not Tiger’s. And actually, I’ve heard enough about them and their problems. They are no different than any other couples out there that suffer from infidelity. Time to move on.
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- Everyday White Guy - Apr 15, 2010 at 4:16 PM
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These ladies get what they deserve……They went for the money…
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- celery56 - Apr 16, 2010 at 6:55 PM
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Chuck Norris is gay.
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- JonPeter - Apr 17, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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Does anyone know if Big Ben has been hanging around ? With the ongoing drama, anything is possible.
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- joanna38 - Apr 22, 2010 at 4:53 PM
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OK, I am sure you guys are simply having fun…BUT why at Elin’s expense? Especially if she actually is pregnant with her third child. If she is, then all of you are no better than all of Tiger’s concubines, insulting Elin like this.
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- Inside lookin out - Apr 26, 2010 at 2:44 PM
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She is just is babies mother. Tiger will get rid of her after the last kid is born. He probably paid her to get pregnant, made her use an ovulation predictor so he wouldn’t hath to screw her that much. Give him a break he has some decent charateristics.
