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Elite Eight Leftovers: Starring Ashley Judd as Medusa

Mar 29, 2010, 9:00 PM EDT

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According to this movie which is coming out on Friday, staring directly into the eyes of Ashley Judd will turn you to stone. Apparently Kentucky players did just that, which explains their shooting touch from 3-point range against West Virginia. John Calipari did not release the Kraken, and thus will not be playing for an additional $650,000 for winning the national title, in addition to his $3.7 million base salary. And Bob Huggins is one step closer to acquiring the Golden Fleece.

Meanwhile, another sad NCAA parting photo, following the jump.

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That’s either the St. Mary’s Gael, or a despondent Brooke Shields mourning the poor sales of her latest fragrance line. Nothing creepier than sobs coming from a mascot whose costume head has a permanent smile. (And to think, the St. Mary’s student body actually picked this costume).

But then, I’ve seen your office pool bracket. You can relate.

  1. rowlandson - Mar 30, 2010 at 1:44 AM

    I have no favorites because there is no need to idolize these people. Why the hell would I idolize someone I don’t even know,

  2. NoCalAl - Mar 30, 2010 at 10:01 AM

    Has she had a role other than Fan #4 in the last 10 years?

  3. Paul in KY - Mar 30, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    She’s great at showing the feelings all us UK fans were feeling as the 19th in a row 3 pointer clanged off the rim (or maybe didn’t even hit the rim).
    She’s a professional actress, dontcha know.

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