An impressive amount of time dedicated to Tiger Woods during Letterman’s monologue last night. In addition to what you see to the right, there was this: “Tiger Woods is a little rusty of course. But even if he doesn’t win the Masters, his wife Elin will get a green jacket. It will be made out of Tiger’s money.” Unfortunately Letterman taped on Tuesday an hour or so before the New York Daily News reported that another alleged Tiger mistress had surfaced; Devon James, a Florida-based “adult entertainer,” who claims that Tiger paid her for sex over a 2 1/2-year period.
In a radio interview, she recounted her first meeting with Woods just minutes before a three-way.
“Hi, I’m Tiger. Nice to meet you,” she quoted him as saying before they quickly got down to business.
Woods, 34, allegedly paid the two women $2,000 each for what she described as “dirty” sex.
Did you think that these women would stay quiet with The Masters approaching? The media spotlight on Tiger is brighter than ever, and I’d guess there will be several more ladies willing to jump in and get them some of that.
Hopefully the magical powers of Tiger’s Buddhist bracelet will protect him from this new menace.
Wednesday?! Don’t they know you’re just a kid?!
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while being sentenced to 15 years for breaking into prison. Wait, what? …
* Dodgers’ Frank McCourt loves him some Tiger Woods.
* Where’s your messiah now, Tim Tebow?
* OK, this dunk by Amare Stoudemire is pretty impressive.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Today’s lesson: Never confront an angry Rosie O’Donnell without air support.
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- Chloe O'Brian - Mar 24, 2010 at 3:39 PM
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No, jonni you’ve got it all wrong. Taking his practice strokes before and after his matches increased his focus and brought his game to new a new level.
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- Bob - Mar 24, 2010 at 3:59 PM
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I read one post that said Tiger looked like a Crack Baby with those bulging eyes- I guess. Aside from his $$$ what would Elin see in him now, or before? She should move on with someone she can trust.
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- just looking.. - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:00 PM
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I am a reformed “river rat”, but more to the point, I couldn’t agree more w/your post!
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- Tigered out - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:04 PM
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Tiger is an a–hole. Everyone on the tour knows it. He is self-absorbed, impolite, socially awkward, rude to fans and PGA professionals. Very few have reported this because it conflicts with his Nike, howdy-dudy, clean cut image. In the past, fans would have greeted such information with great skepticism. Now a few reporters have begun to talk about the other Tiger. And guess what, that guy’s a douche.
He’s the one who hurt his family, not the ever-growing parade of bimbos. If he likes banging skanks, and who doesn’t, I say go for it. Just stay single or get a divorce.
To answer the question why are these skanks continuing to ruin Tiger’s life. Uh, they’re skanks. That’s what they do. Why did Tiger think otherwise? He probably didn’t think anything because little Tiger was doing all the thinking. That’s the way it is with these self-asborbed narcissists.
Now to Elin. Oh poor Elin. When Tiger met Elin, he was now famous and supremely wealthy. And like most novo riche, looking for that blonde trophy wife. Enter Elin. Several PGA players were already pursuing Elin, but she wanted the big payday: super nerd in need of a trophy wife.
Does anyone think that if Tiger were, say, an accountant who never golfed in his life that Elin would have anything to do with him. Not a chance in… Do you think Elin was charmed by Tiger’s warm, charismatic personality? Or rather his cold, socially awkward mannerisms were a lot easier to ignore when stacks of money blind your vision.
What eats me is the level of insincerity possesed by both Tiger and Elin. Elin would have dropped him like a bad habit if millions upon millions were not a stake. You don’t think there is some kind of “stay with Tiger for five years and you’ll get 50, 100, 200 million” deal behind the scenes. Thanks to her prenupt, that’s probably the best she can do, smile and become an active particpant in the remaking or refaking of Tiger. They both make me sick. Elin, you probably have enough money for the rest of your life. Drop this loser and move on.Tiger, quit being a phony. If you love banging nasty skanks, well then I say, “Just do it.” Drop the charade and you may even pick up o fan or two.
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- dman - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:22 PM
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Oh David has room to talk, and for these bimbo’s, they are here for the money. If Tiger pays anymore money he really is wierd. I think I had a fling with him also(maybe I can get paid).The only differance between David and Tiger is David’s wife helped him save his career and Tiger’s wife had a golf club. As for Arnold Palmer, he needs to go away.
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- JEBJAB - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:32 PM
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His personal life is between his wife and him. We all make mistakes.I want to see him play golf, i could care less about his personal life. Do you think that these women did not know he was married,if they would have said no, none of this would have happened.
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- lemonverbeena - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:45 PM
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Ick. He’s got a beautiful wife at home, so why he would pay skanky, filthy scummy whores for sex is beyond me.
Seriously though? He’s only doing what just about every other man on earth is doing and has done, maybe with just less money in the bank.
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- lemonverbeena - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:47 PM
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Oh, he IS a whore, did that really need mentioning?
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- Lemonverbeena - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:49 PM
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Ewwwwww, SERIOUSLY?
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- J Live - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:03 PM
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Get back to golf Tiger…I am on your side and most of the other guys I know are too.
Elin is lucky you don’t have her deported.
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- JohnG - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:52 PM
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Thanks for correcting such a common error in both logic and intent.
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- Troyzkoi - Mar 24, 2010 at 7:42 PM
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The reason i have called all these women these names is because what they did behind closed doors should have stayed there. Instead they did what they did and profitted off of it even more than maybe their initial agreement. And yes i do agree with you that he doesn’t respect women because he did what he did. I guess he just wanted to be the ALPHA TIGER.
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- johntcrazzee - Mar 24, 2010 at 9:41 PM
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listen up retards….the correct term is “I could NOT care Less” not “i could care less”..i happened to attend ninth grade!!!!!!!
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- CDC - Mar 24, 2010 at 9:45 PM
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O.K. people my curiosity real got the best of me and I can’t believe what a skank this latest “babe” turned out to be. I like the comment about mistresses compared to majors. He had the 15th (PGA Championship) wrapped up but lost it because he was just a tad p-whipped. Now we all know why he ran outta gas that day.
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- liverpoollady - Mar 24, 2010 at 11:12 PM
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Dude should probably never married, he obviously wasn’t ready. If he wasn’t married, would we even care how many of these skanky women he stuck is putter in? I doubt it, I bet quite a few of you guys would be backslapping him. I would tell Elin to leave, no matter how much it hurts her, because there is no way to forgive and forget this much betrayal. She’ll never trust him again.
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- Sarah Palin - Mar 25, 2010 at 12:46 AM
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Stop calling these retards “retards.”
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- fairway - Apr 9, 2010 at 4:31 PM
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I’ll bet you wouldn’t have said anything about him wearing a cross if he had come out as being born again. Buddhism isn’t about magic. You show your ignorance of one of the most important world religions and you should apologize.
“Hopefully the magical powers of Tiger’s Buddhist bracelet will protect him from this new menace.”
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- Veronica Plump - Apr 30, 2010 at 2:47 PM
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you are so right who could care less. let’s leave it alone. not the first nad certainly not the last
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