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Joslyn James on Tiger's apologies: 'It's a lot of the same hocus pocus'

Mar 24, 2010, 11:00 AM EDT

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Having the words “porn star” in front of your name means that you’re swinging a much larger, um, bat than anyone else in the dugout. Say the name “Legal secretary Joslyn James,” and nobody looks up. But you say “Porn star Joslyn James,” and everyone says “Huh? What?” Add to that “Threesomes with Tiger Woods,” and you’ve got instant celebrity. Perhaps none of Tiger’s alleged mistresses has done more to capitalize on that than James, who is currently making the radio rounds as Tiger’s return at The Masters looms. Savvy move.
On Tuesday on KFNS in St. Louis, James — aka Veronica Siwik-Daniels — opined on Tigers recent mini-interviews with ESPN and the Golf Channel (she was not kind), and dropped the news that she had more salacious Tiger news grenades, and that she would throw them soon. Probably, and I’m just guessing here, the day before Tigers tees off in the opening round. Whee!


James still wants that apology. Here she is on Tiger’s six-minute interviews:

“What I feel about that is it’s a lot of the same hocus pocus. He’s just wearing his comfortable gear, the golf clothes and the softer face instead of the mean, muggy one he showed on the night of original so-called apology. It doesn’t really mean anything and it doesn’t seem sincere because the treatment that he’s doing is very similar to the 12 steps. And two of the steps in the 12-step program is lifting the people you hurt when you’re doing your bad things — be it drugs, alcohol or sex addiction — and you’re supposed to contact those people individually and make amends.”

“He lied to me, he broke my heart, he put a lot of people’s health at risk. There’s many, many things that he did. Not just to me, but to many people. If he’s really seeking treatment and wanting to move forward with his life and become so-called recovered, he needs to make amends with each individual that he hurt.”

James released more text messages today, this time allegedly from Tiger’s childhood pal Byron Bell, which seem to prove that Tiger was less than truthful when saying that members of his inner circle had no idea that he was cheating on his wife. According to the texts, Bell set up travel arrangements for James to at least two of her meet-ups with Woods. Bell is president of Tiger Woods Design.
Meanwhile, Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times checks in with the news that Elin Nordegren is not planning on attending The Masters, or even being on the same continent when it is being played. Elin reportedly is planning to head back to Sweden for a visit with her family — joined by her children. ”She wants to be out of the country when Tiger plays the Masters,” a good source said Monday.
Also, the divorce may be back on. All of these new mistress allegations, says Zwecker, anger Elin on a daily basis.
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Joslyn James On Tiger’s Apologies: “I feel it’s a lot of the same hocus pocus.” [Sports Radio Interviews]
Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods Will Be A Continent Apart During Masters: Report [Huffington Post]

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  1. Johnny - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Nice theory, maroon. Put $10 large in your pocket and you could score with more than your hands too….maybe.

  2. Robert In Las Vegas - Mar 24, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Why is this even news? Didn’t read the article. Don’t care how many ho’s he slept with… it’s between him and his wife. Period!

  3. john galt - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Yea, forgot about doing a porn actress…….

  4. funnypeople - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    I’m still shocked that all these women actually expect an apology from Tiger. He was married with children. He was cheating on his BEAUTIFUL wife. Did they really think that he loved them. HAHAHAHAHAHA. They should apologize to themselves for being stupid. You REALLY expected an apology, Really. I am still laughing. Elin should just leave him, kids or not. She will never trust him again. Things between them will never be the same. One girl maybe. Fifteen, I think not. There are a million guys out there that would treat her better. HAHAHAHAHAHA. They thought he was going to apologize.

  5. D in San Diego - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    First of all, I always thought Tiger was an arrogant A-hole, (Stevie also) great golfer – yeah – but an A-hole. If Tiger does not want public scrutiny, then keep you face off my T.V.

  6. Yep - Mar 24, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    Is is a woman who F**ks for a living. Her 15 minutes of fame are up. Time to crawl back to where you belong as you knew the cicumstances and YOU chose to go with him. You have no shame chick and you have no one to blame but yourself. Oh and before you all blast me…I am a woman and I think what she is doing is dumb…makes her look even more like an idiot.

  7. Dan Olson - Mar 24, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Sorry I’m late everyone. I’m out of the loop… Did Tiger cheat with someone?

  8. Ummm - Mar 24, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    They didn’t vow to be faithful as they were not married. He did. He is the person indebted to Elin, not them.

  9. Phil - Mar 24, 2010 at 7:21 PM

    Wow, yeah she’s a porn star, but she’s still a person. She was stupid, but he was incredibly stupid. My beef with Tiger is that he has marketed himself as a loving family man for years. Yeah he’s a golfer, but he has pitched himself as a role model and family man. Funny thing is people think an apology is enough and he gets to go on with his life as normal. He doesn’t get to be the same guy he was before. People shouldn’t look at him the same way. If he was just a golfer who won tournaments and then went home I wouldn’t care. He has chosen to live a public life. He has trotted out his family when it suited his image. He is a brand that has earned a billion dollars based on who he said he was. He needs to rehabilitate his public image by showing people that he has changed. His job can be about winning, but his life should be about making a positive difference to a lot of people. See billionaires Bill Gates and Oprah Winfrey.

  10. George V - Mar 24, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    Some men have sexual issues that need treatment. Some guys just like to have sex. Marriage is an inconvenience to them, and in some cases, a thrill to be exploited. Somewhere in between these positions sits Tiger Woods. Sexual addiction? Possibly. Likes to have sex with lots of different women? Obviously. Apologetic? Only because he got caught. Change? Possible, but unlikely, especially if the latter scenario is true.

  11. JAMES H - Mar 24, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    Money is the root of all evil.You flash them money and they’ll do any thing.This is what happen with these womens(Money).The media flash money and they tell everything not thinking about themselves.Now the whole world know them and what they stand for money.

  12. CF98 - Mar 24, 2010 at 10:57 PM

    So what Phil? She chose to be a Porn Star just like she chose to screw Tiger knowing he was married. Yes he was wrong and stupid etc but her demanding an apology from him is laughable. You were his whore and Tiger treated you as one. What did you expect?
    She wants attention and $$ and she got both she really can’t complain about anything.

  13. Robert - Mar 24, 2010 at 11:59 PM

    You mean to tell me she accused Tiger of putting people’s health at risk? Is she SERIOUS??? Pot calling the kettle black if there was ever a case.

  14. akiwak - Mar 25, 2010 at 12:55 AM

    Bottom (No Pun Intended) line? If he nails (NPI) the Masters, he’ll have recovered in his own eyes/mind. The sponsors will flock back to support his continued recovery and T-Dub’s back in the saddle again.

  15. coolconcept - Mar 25, 2010 at 1:26 AM

    Old news James or Siwik-Daniels or whatever your name is. It’s about the Masters and golf stupid.

  16. Big Daddy - Mar 25, 2010 at 6:41 AM

    Everybody need to shut up bashing the Tiger. The LADIES, now they want to talk, they knew they were doing wrong at the beginning. A sin is a sin, no matter what. Everyone has done something wrong in their past. But the WIFE, decided to show him support…..now they have a problem. Let TIGER handle his own, if he went back to them again. They would be right back in the TIGER Den, shut your mouth and open your pie hole.

  17. dlp - Mar 25, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    The only ones whose ears perk up when they hear the words “ex porn star” are the media. Always looking in the muck. Ex means she is a washed up sloppy mess of a whore. Why would anyone care what she has to say? She is out there cashing in on this whole Tiger fiasco just like the rest of the poor women that he took advantage of. These women were all a bunch of sluts or they would not have ended up in the situation in the first place.

  18. Mr. Correct - Mar 25, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    Nicely said Big Daddy. You must be, at least, slightly retarded?

  19. Spelling Guy - Mar 25, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    So, who’s this Tiber you refer to? How good could he possibly be?

  20. chris - Mar 25, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    This bimbo holds press conferences to discuss how she doesn’t want attention???
    She had sex with a married man and somehow she feels SHE is owed an apology???
    She was/is a porn star and is concerned that THIS sex has endangered her health???
    She released private text exchanges so that everyone can see the truth???
    The only thing that explains this is she tried to blackmail him and he said no and so now she is following thru with her threats.
    If anything, she owes America an apology for being something less than society expects.

  21. ZoDub - Mar 25, 2010 at 5:53 PM

    He is no more phony than you…

  22. ZoDub - Mar 25, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Phil you almost got it but, you fell short. How many CEOs do you think lined their pockets off of Tiger being marketed as a “family man”? You think he was doing this for his own health and benefit. And to speak of philanthropy he indeed did a lot through his foundation (and I highly doubt anyone will reject any charity in the future if truly in need and it is being offered). Of course an apology is not enough (maybe she should leave, the transgressions are nearly insurmountable for a married woman to face), he is going to be hawked like people such as yourself most likely for the rest of his life; people who probably let tv and stars raise their children. Do you want to sit beside the female ejaculatory receptacle and get your apology too? That was harsh but, hey…so.

  23. Jeg kan ikke huske - Mar 30, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Ya know what would top all of this Tiger Woods stuff? Some how proving that Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann were at that bondage party paid for by the RNC.

  24. big ash - Mar 31, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    All these women looking for fame by using Tiger should join the P,O,S team along with some of the media people. They fit the mode very well. Piece of S—.

  25. exile - Apr 7, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    “What I feel about that is it’s a lot of the same hocus pocus. He’s just wearing his comfortable gear, the golf clothes and the softer face instead of the..
    huh
    wtf
    all right now
    we got some stupid sh*t stuff from a porn “star” who randomally baggs guys married or not who knows.
    who really gives a rat’s azz.

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