Tuesday Blogdome: Ari Fleischer leaves Team Tiger … that was fast

Ari Fleishcher Resigns From Team Tiger. After airing Kelly Tilghman’s six-minute interview with Tiger, the Golf Channel’s fine analysts gathered together to discuss their reaction. (Talk about a forgiving bunch with the exception of John Hawkins.) “Kel” reveals that behind the scenes Team Tiger told her Ari Fleischer is “withdrawing his services” from Tiger Woods Inc. [Wei Under Par]

* Minor League Team Famous For 4,800 Calorie Burger Releases New Pants-Pooping Items. Behold, in first place with 6,984 votes, the Cudighi Yooper Sandwich: The tasty treat is a “spicy sausage patty smothered in cheese, pizza sauce, peppers and onions.” Ouch. [Sportress of Blogitude]
* Essential Remote Control For The Lazy Multitasker. This is the Clicker remote control and look closely at it. See it? That bit of chrome that you see on the side of the remote is a bottle opener. Yes, someone out there has transformed our beloved remote, the shining beacon of lazy, greasy finger-chip eating, sports loving, couch potatoes everywhere…and turned it into something that can open our beers as well. [Deuce of Davenport]
* Tix Still Available To Philadelphia Flyers Gay Night! The Philadelphia gay community wants you to buy tickets to its Gay Community Night for Thursday’s Flyers game. Health care passes and gays holding a community night at a hockey game. Republicans are having their worst week ever. [Busted Coverage]
* Duke player: ‘I used to hate Duke.’ Fun story coming out of Durham: arguably the star player of Duke, John Scheyer (aka Greg Paulus 2.0) had a conversation with SI.com’s Dan Patrick, where he admitted that before he enrolled in Duke, he thought that, yeah, Duke sucked. [With Leather]
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