You may think you’re familiar the alleged Tiger Woods text messages recently released by porn star Joslyn James; but how well do you really know them? The May SATs are not far off, so why not hone your skills now, just as tiger is honing his for the Masters? Following the jump are a few assorted questions from the Tiger Woods SATs, plus a link to the actual test. Pencils ready.
And when you’re done, you may want to play the Tiger Woods Mistress Slot Machine. So awesome. In other words, kiss work productivity goodbye for today.
Question 3:
You better beg and if you don’t do it right i will ___, ___, and ___ you till mercy.
a) stop…drop…roll
b) slap…spank…bite
c) never give you up…never let you down…never run around
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Question 5:
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523
Train 1 arrives via Route 88.
Train 2 arrives via Oak Brook Rd.
Train 3 arrives via route 294.
Which train will arrive closest to the Hyatt?
a) Train 1
b) Train 2
c) Train 3
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Question 8:
Ok. I would like to have a ____ with you and another girl you trust
a) chatroulette session
b) seance
c) threesome
Here’s the entire test (Warning: Some NSFW language. Proceed with caution).
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Tiger Woods SATs [Whirled.com]
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Porn star explains why she released salacious Tiger texts [Out of Bounds]
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- Lion Woods - Mar 23, 2010 at 3:14 PM
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Rick Chandler I find your writings witty and humorous but I will have to state that this article could very well have been never written and the world would have been just fine without it.
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- Despises Tiger - Mar 24, 2010 at 4:28 PM
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Ha! This is hilarious. I am glad to see that at least a few are willing to knock Woods off his pedestal.
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- Joslyn - Mar 25, 2010 at 6:35 PM
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Lion, this is true but I need my name to stay in the media as long as possible. Keep talking about me!
