Mar 22, 2010, 11:00 AM EST
Sorry, but that’s the current hot Intrawebs meme, and I have no control over such things. To play, you take everything that Tiger Woods says and add “in bed” at the end. Fun for the entire family, and it sure makes his interview with ESPN and The Golf Channel more entertaining. I guess I can’t blame either one for jumping at the invitation — there were, technically, no restrictions on what could be asked — but the five-minute time limit gave Tiger too much leeway to avoid the tough questions. There was too much “Well, that’s a personal matter.” Of course! Why else do you think we want to hear from you? There’s really only two things I want to know: Did Elin hit you with a golf club (or cell phone or any other object), and what kind of food do they serve at sex addiction therapy?
Woods did say that he was nervous about how the crowd would react to him at the Masters, which brings us to today’s betting odds. It made my day to learn that you can get actual odds on the chance that Woods will get into a fight with a fan at The Masters.
World number one 5/1 to be abused on first tee at the US Masters.
With Tiger Woods’ much anticipated return to golf less than a month away. Bookmaker Ladbrokes are taking special bets on how the world number one will fare on his return to the game at the US Masters in Augusta.
Woods has admitted to being nervous about the reception he will receive, and Ladbrokes make it a 5/1 chance that he will be booed on the first tee.
The firm make it 500/1 that the American gets involved in a fight with a fan, and 25/1 that he kisses an anonymous blonde.
Fifty bucks on that! Oh, sorry. Got carried away.
The betting house has him as the favorite at 3/1 to win the event, which to me seems overly optimistic. He’s also 8/1 to miss the cut … in bed.
Tiger Woods to be booed at Augusta? [Betting Pro]
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