New alleged Tiger Woods text messages are absolutely filthy, completely awesome
Mar 18, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT
If nothing else, the new batch of text messages allegedly sent from Tiger Woods to his porn star girlfriend, Joslyn James, will send the sales of bleach soaring at your local Home Depot. I’m swabbing my eyes with a healthy dose of it right now, because I’ve just read the texts above and below the sampling you see to the right. Absolutely squalid and depraved. My heavens. Well, Tiger always does do everything at the highest level, and when you’re seeing a porn star, I guess you have to kick it up a notch.
The texts are so salacious that James has set up an entire web site devoted to them: SextingJoslynJames, which I can’t link to here. But I know you, and you’ll find it.
More texts following the jump, including a couple of pretty telling ones that pretty much explain why Tiger broke off the relationship.
The Woods-James rendezvous on July 30, 2009 was just prior to the Buick Open, held in Grand Blanc, Michigan. The Sept., 8, 2009 texts, in which Tiger is allegedly dealing with “a family meltdown,” is during the BMW Championship in Lemont., Ill. And the Oct. 4, 2009 texts came during the Presidents Cup at Harding Park in San Francisco. Not sure what James did to almost out them, but those are the most telling comments of all. No wonder they broke it off. UPDATE: TMZ thinks it knows.
The James site is jammed, by the way; I just tried to get back on and no luck. Just suffice it to say that it’s a porn movie in text form, with a lot of logistics and room service planning mixed in. Just the thing for you and your wife/girlfriend to read to each other tonight before bedtime.
Exquisite timing by James, by the way. Just when things were settling down for Tiger, and The Masters loomed. Well, if Elin was disgusted by his being with porn stars before, now she must be truly delighted.
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Tiger Woods’ Text Messages — So Graphic [TMZ]
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- 123456789 - Mar 19, 2010 at 10:48 AM
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Golf is not really a sport.
Tiger Woods is not really black.
Tiger Woods is not really human.
Game. Set. Match!
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- Adam12 - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:03 AM
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The man cheated, ALOT. So what. Who cares. It is up to him and his wife. If she wants to take him back then fine. If she wants him to get out of here life and take half fine. who really cares. At the end of the day none of this affects him on the golf course. he will continue to make his millions, she will get half and he will be a half a billionare..LOL everyone losing there mind over a guy whoring his but around and getting caught. (stuff that happens everyday) Can everyone refocus please and worry about the things in life that affect other people. take some time and fix a problem, help out the needy just do something productive for the community, your family or yourself.Much bigger problem around right now than this… See health Care Debate, Currrent Economy, Public School System etc.. Which oh BTW, if you look into it, Tiger, this horrible horrible person you all go after, actually give time, effort and money to. Is he a whore? Sure. But he contributes more to society on a daily basis than most of you do in your whole lives. FYI I am not a tiger fan but those are the facts.
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- Ales - Mar 19, 2010 at 11:47 AM
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I think all of you need a life, there is more important things in live than some ones sex life how about jobs, Haiti, Sickness, our own life pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee life the guy alone TMZ YOU ALSO HAVE nathing better to do than destroy peoples lives find something better to do I hope nothing like this occurs in your lives and if it does some one should follow you like this paparatzzis do
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- Nissan - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:03 PM
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Adam12 – Your comments are nothing but the truth. You’re using logic and common-sense. Most people here can’t deal with that. You see, they’re miserable because life didn’t quite turn out the way Mom, Dad, and their 3rd grade teacher said it would. Then some guy comes along who is supposed to be shining shoes and/or going to jail, and he’s a billionaire from playing a country club game. That is NOT the way the story was supposed to turn out!
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- Nissan - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:15 PM
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Ricci – You speak true words! In fact, in China, Tiger’s stock has dramatically increased! Reason: In China, the prestige of a wealthy man is judged by how many mistresses he has. This is expected behavior for wealthy men. Like you posted, this has been going on for centuries with wealthy men. However, the cubicle-dwelling, Dockers-wearing, night school MBA earning, Starbucks drinking, leased SUV driving crowd on these blog sites HATE the fact that despite doing everything their parents told them to do (finish school, marry a nice girl, get a corporate job, etc.), they can’t live anywhere near the life Tiger does. They look at him and wish they could marry a Swedish bikini model and have several mistresses.
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- Nissan - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:18 PM
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Yeah, well heres another one:
“If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone.”
John 8:1-11
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- the mel-man - Mar 19, 2010 at 12:20 PM
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everyone is tripping because they are not use to hearing of T woods doing such wild things like him slanging his “wood” around ok so he’s coming back to golf now this b/s about some damn texting oh no! i mean sexting. he is a grown a!s man! damn it’s not like he is out here “murdering his wife” or any thing of that sort of crap. he is a man (that yes has broken his faith and trust of his wife) that likes to do some sexting and sexing. what man wouldn’t like to have sex and, with a porn star at that?!! leave the man alone!
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- Bob S - Mar 19, 2010 at 2:18 PM
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The logic that you jokesters, who are defending this putz, is laughable at best. You practically make it sound like he has actually made himself a more honorable and respected person by commiting these immoral acts. I’m sure the last laugh will be on all of you, but have your fun in the meanwhile. You merely display your absolute lack of respect for the sanctity of mariage, and what actions such as his have upon not only a marriage, but upon the entire family, and those around them. I feel incredibly sorry for what his kids are likely to go through because of his actions. Mister Woods has proven well beyond a shadow of a doubt that he cannot ever again be trusted when it comes to the marriage vows he took. In regards to that, I would also never completely trust him on the golf course or anywhere else for that matter. He is also about the last person on earth I would ever consider taking a child to watch play now. The real trouble is that so many people are far more concerned with their monetary incomes than with morality as a whole.
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- Skids - Mar 19, 2010 at 2:21 PM
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I don’t condone what he did, but these women need to go away. For every guy who can’t keep it in his pants, there are women waiting with legs spread. So don’t just blame him, or them, it’s a two way street.
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- pw1234 - Mar 20, 2010 at 10:38 AM
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when it comes to her intentions we all agree its about the dough.
but it seems tiger is getting beaten at his own game. tiger uses the media to paint this picture to get sponsers and tons of money. hes a sick dude, i mean we all get a little kinky but getting off on pissing on woman.
at least shes not decepetive about her intentions, we all know shes a whore. tiger uses golf and a fake persona to get his money, she uses what shes got. no difference. they clicked for a reason.
she just has a better ad campaign right now.
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- Jaime - Mar 20, 2010 at 3:32 PM
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People get a life. Tiger messed up,leave him alone. He doesn’t owe anyone an explanation.
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- Track Cell Phone - May 13, 2010 at 9:12 PM
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No doubt about it – none will ever live up to Tiger’s brilliant domination in golf ever, and at the moment he’s by far the greatest athlete on the planet.not only has he undoubted talent, he has the mental concentration and brilliance of a man possessed.
