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New alleged Tiger Woods text messages are absolutely filthy, completely awesome

Mar 18, 2010, 12:00 PM EST

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If nothing else, the new batch of text messages allegedly sent from Tiger Woods to his porn star girlfriend, Joslyn James, will send the sales of bleach soaring at your local Home Depot. I’m swabbing my eyes with a healthy dose of it right now, because I’ve just read the texts above and below the sampling you see to the right. Absolutely squalid and depraved. My heavens. Well, Tiger always does do everything at the highest level, and when you’re seeing a porn star, I guess you have to kick it up a notch.
The texts are so salacious that James has set up an entire web site devoted to them: SextingJoslynJames, which I can’t link to here. But I know you, and you’ll find it.
More texts following the jump, including a couple of pretty telling ones that pretty much explain why Tiger broke off the relationship.


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The Woods-James rendezvous on July 30, 2009 was just prior to the Buick Open, held in Grand Blanc, Michigan. The Sept., 8, 2009 texts, in which Tiger is allegedly dealing with “a family meltdown,” is during the BMW Championship in Lemont., Ill. And the Oct. 4, 2009 texts came during the Presidents Cup at Harding Park in San Francisco. Not sure what James did to almost out them, but those are the most telling comments of all. No wonder they broke it off. UPDATE: TMZ thinks it knows.
The James site is jammed, by the way; I just tried to get back on and no luck. Just suffice it to say that it’s a porn movie in text form, with a lot of logistics and room service planning mixed in. Just the thing for you and your wife/girlfriend to read to each other tonight before bedtime.
Exquisite timing by James, by the way. Just when things were settling down for Tiger, and The Masters loomed. Well, if Elin was disgusted by his being with porn stars before, now she must be truly delighted.
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Tiger Woods’ Text Messages — So Graphic [TMZ]

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  1. crister - Mar 18, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    sex addiction? whatever… more like addicted on himself.
    seriously, what a tool this guy. he deserved to get his playa card taken away. texting, leaving voice mails saying his name, using his own phone.
    even if his wife forgives him, what about all his . . . boys? does he love her enough to get rid of everyone who was in on it and pretty much laughing in her face while he was doing all this if she demands it of him?
    i guess stanford didn’t have a “cya if you’re going to have some on the side” course when he was attending.

  2. Jwash - Mar 18, 2010 at 3:41 PM

    You are sick for publishing someone supposely private (sex) messages. Who are you pimping – us as the general public. Got to sell some more readership #.
    Guess you’ve never done it with a porn star.

  3. Dug - Mar 18, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    Jwash,
    It became public as soon as Joselyn made them so. She was the recipient and had the right to share as she sees fit. I don’t see Tiger telling her to keep them a secret.
    Except from his wife.

  4. Allen - Omaha - Mar 18, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Chandler, I find your use of the “My heavens” to be one of most flat out hypcritcal statements you’ve ever written….like you have displayed some type of standard!?!!?
    You and your kind sir are far more disgusting than any text he has ever written. Your ‘coverage’(and I am using that term extremely loosely) of this whole thing makes catfish meat seem like the best our waters can produce. Calling you a bottom-feeder, for you and your mind, would be the equivalent of a heavenly stature.
    Sheer stupidity at work!

  5. Allen - Omaha - Mar 18, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    Dug replied to comment from Jwash
    Jwash,
    It became public as soon as Joselyn made them so. She was the recipient and had the right to share as she sees fit. I don’t see Tiger telling her to keep them a secret.
    Except from his wife.
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    Yes…and she has every right to continue to let her actions present her as a whore, but for this guy to post them as well and simply justify it under the framework of ‘she did it first’ no less shows him as the same whore.
    I journalism was about discovery, not mere regurjitation(sp?)

  6. BC - Mar 18, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    If Tiger was dumb enough to use trackable text messages to do stuff like this, he deserves them to go public. He uses regular phone calls and chances are rare that someone would record the calls. I say this with experience, having had my ex cheat on me clandestinely (though with only one person I know of, not 19).

  7. Allen - Omaha - Mar 18, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    If Tiger was dumb enough to use trackable text messages to do stuff like this, he deserves them to go public. He uses regular phone calls and chances are rare that someone would record the calls. I say this with experience, having had my ex cheat on me clandestinely (though with only one person I know of, not 19)
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    And I stress again…if the woman who these text were written to wants to do such things with them that is her right, but it is Chandler’s re-posting of them that is far more disturbing to me. Especially in lieu of ‘acting’ like he’s blushing while reading them and that his virgin ears are bleeding just saying the text out loud!
    Gov. Sandford of SC having to pay $74,000 in fines for his affairs is “public” news for his abuse of tax payer funds. Re-posting text of Tiger Woods after this ‘woman’ who only now sees ‘value’ in making these text public, publishes them is trash and the equivalent of channel surfing porn while your fat -ss sits on the couch believing your some kind of stud.

  8. Amish - Mar 18, 2010 at 5:18 PM

    I find it interesting that you say “allegedly sent from Tiger Woods to his porn star girlfriend,” but then you say “More texts following the jump, including a couple of pretty telling ones that pretty much explain why Tiger broke off the relationship,” as if you then are accepting them as fact.
    Also, your “exquisite timing” comment is possibly more telling than you realize, since she has been able to generate a great deal of self-publicity (which translates into advertising dollars for her), just when it was safe go back into the woods.

  9. just plain a$$ wh$$es - Mar 18, 2010 at 5:21 PM

    As I knew from jump that these trashy a$$ women just want to get their 15 minutes of fame. Now you got one that wants 30 minutes. Go away hos and get a real job. I sure hope this teaches Tiger a good lesson that those hos didnt want anything but money anyway. A man is going to be a man. Look at Jesse James, his wife is bringing home all the money and honey and he still had to go get him a ho. That’s all those hos in Calif. are looking for is someone with some money to sleep with so they can blackmail(or should I say whitemail) them with. Why can’t they just be like the tramp that slept with Hugh Grant, just get you 15 minutes of fame and go the $uck away.

  10. ChgoKat - Mar 18, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    Is Josslyn the ugly stripper who put on a horrible looking wig to gain sympathy when she spoke out about her face on golf balls? The thing I see mostly in all of this is these women will do anything to monetary gain. I guess since Tiger didn’t owe any of them anything including money and they have no grounds to sue him, make money by releasing his test messages. Afterall, I think Tigers smarter than going back to any of these blabber mouths.

  11. bob - Mar 18, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    tiger smart ????? ah ah no way !! if what these past 5 months have told us, smart is not the best word to describe him. more like dumb !!!!! best word to describe though is NO CLASS !!!!

  12. Mac of all macs - Mar 18, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    I don’t condone what tiger did, but this chick is trying to hop on the gravy train. Did anyone notice she is not posting her replies to his texts. She just makes herself look even worse than she already is. Crying and wanting an apology, it takes two to tango you ho. She participates in the sexting, but wants sympathy for being involved? Give me a break. Unfortunately tiger will recover because he is primarily a golfer. This ho, was a ho before and after this ordeal so there is nowhere for her to go. And it’s not cause she is a porn chick, it’s because she is mentally unstable as shown by her actions.

  13. Stoney 46307 - Mar 18, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    And this clown wants to come back to the Masters so everyone can be in awe of him? Give me a break, CBS begged him to come back for the ratings and ad revenue, they LOSE money if he does not show up. He needs to take a look in the mirror as does the sport/game of golf and hit the reset button.
    As for his wife…..demand $200 million upfront and be done with this ‘a hole’!

  14. glr54 - Mar 18, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    I find it amusing that most people here, and everywhere else are blaming these women for wanting to make some extra cash off this. Whether they were “ho’s” or not, they weren’t in this alone as TW’s canned apology proved. Woods makes millions and is stupid enough to have affairs with numerous women thinking one wouldn’t talk, or he wouldn’t be found out?? If I were his wife, I’d take the jerk for all I could get and let him hang out to dry. Cheat once, you could be forgiven, cheat 19 times… or whatever, and you deserve all you get. I could care if the man ever makes an appearance on the course again.

  15. Dave - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Tiger done got him a woman scorned. That is the worst it can get. The rath of a woman scorned. LOL. I wonder what the other 11 women will do. I bet they demand Tiger pays them off so they keep silent. If he doesn’t, shit will really hit the fan. Elin will beat the living crap out of him with his remaining clubs. There are only 13 left. ROTFLMAO

  16. ricci - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    ALLLLL of you folks who have a problem with this are CHILDREND.. wealthy powerful men have been screwing around on their spouses since GD ROME!!!! -even before.. LOL.
    Give me a break.. Like marriage is a REAL contract.. ROFL.. KIDS

  17. Ricci - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:20 PM

    Oh..and also, I will always find it interesting that TIGER gets so much HATE for something so common? Why? Seriously… WHY??? and before you spout off with stupid remarks, just think about the FACT that a quote exists from ONE powerful man to his BROTHER on his brother’s wedding day.. the quote essentially states: DONT WORRY BOBBY MARRIAGE DOESNT MEAN YOU CANT SLEEP AROUND…

  18. ricci - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:22 PM

    CHILDREN – there, happy..sheesh.. typos happen!!!

  19. glr54 - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    ricci….. we may be children(d) but we aren’t down in the same gutter as all those wealthy men. And just because it’s been going on for a long time doesn’t make it right. Marriage does still hold value to some people, apparently you aren’t one of them. Oh, and TW may be wealthy, but even his wifes swing is more powerful than he is.

  20. ricci - Mar 18, 2010 at 9:40 PM

    I ask you, glr54, UHH WORD on ELIN’s SWING.. LOL.. but regarding the gutter.. welcome to earth…

  21. old guy - Mar 18, 2010 at 11:17 PM

    Here is another quote from an even more powerful man:
    “Thou shalt not commit adultery”

  22. akiwak - Mar 19, 2010 at 1:04 AM

    If Tiger was “smart”, he’d of taken a degree from Stanford, instead of a sweatshirt.

  23. Keith - Mar 19, 2010 at 1:11 AM

    Jeeez – Enough with this crap alreday!!!! Leave the guy alone & let him fix his marriage for his kids. She doesn’t post her responses….hmmmmmm! To all of you – opinions are like butt-holes (politely put), everyone has got one and they all stink like….sh!@. To all you saints ot there – Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

  24. Lisa Lisa - Mar 19, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    Who cares leave him alone… everyone has done some crazy shit before… when you’re a billionaire you’re not considered human anymore you rule the world… Go TIGER!!!…

  25. Bob S - Mar 19, 2010 at 5:32 AM

    You pimps that are defending the moron for such immoral behavior crack me up. You treat it like it was some trifling minor offense. Most of you probably work for one agency or another that makes money off that fool’s exposure, and you’re just scared to death that the money train might roll out of town and not come back.
    The whore, or whatever you want to call her, has every right in the world to publish this stuff. And as for alleged, if it weren’t factual the big fool would be suing her in a heartbeat, but I don’t see that happening. Personally, I think adultery should still be on the books as a crime (and I am no conservative), but we live in such an enlightened immoral age that most people like to think themselves above everything. In many ways we’re looking more and more like Rome just before it started to collapse. Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you (the Golden Rule).

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