Morning Tweet: You can find Tiger Woods in the strangest places

Code Blue indeed. Here’s the link, and you’ll need to scroll down to the 2006-07 Orlando Magic Dancers gallery, the photo dated March 8, 2007. That date is right in Tiger’s wheelhouse, I’m sure you’ll agree … as is the dancer pictured just below him. Not assuming anything beyond that, however! Allegedly! Abort!
Meanwhile, it’s not the NBA dancers that bother Elin so much these days, it’s the porn stars. That’s according to Radar Online, which reports that Elin Nordegren reminds Tiger every day that he slept with porn stars. Like he needs reminding.

“All she knows is that she was told Tiger slept with a porn star and she said it made her want to throw up.” A source also said she “thinks it’s sick.”

Whether that report is true or not, it’s quite clear that Tiger has no more “hand” in this relationship. Sad, really. Poor dope.
Let’s go Tuesday, we don’t have all day.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT …

What you missed while grading papers …

* The shot that beat you in that game of HORSE.

* Who’s sorry now? Andre Agassi apologizes for everything.

* Could the UConn women beat the UConn men? I say yes.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
All the animals have fled as you can see, meaning that this half-baked scheme is doomed to failure.