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And now the Always Enjoyable Inflatable Tiger Woods Sex Doll

Mar 12, 2010, 12:00 PM EDT

Tiger Woods’ attorneys are leaping out of their bunks and scrambling toward their fighter jets as we speak, and all one needs to do is to look at the fine product to the right to see why. Will the Woods litigation team be able to sue this company back to the stone age? Or will the Take-Home Tiger sex doll prevail? This is a question for legal scholars, of which I am not one. All I know is that this doll is constructed of “high-quality, moisture-resistant, realistic-feeling material,” according to the makers, Pipedream Products of Canoga Park, CA. (Also makers of the Area 51 Love Dall and Celebrity Sex Dirigibles).
(Not for use with EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 Wii).


There are much raunchier Tiger Woods-themed products over at the Pipedream Products site, which you’ll have to find on your own if you’re curious. Weed Against Speed did, because he found this. Nice going. Unless you actually bought one. Oh what the hell, nice going anyway!
Just when a guy is getting ready to make his comeback at the Masters, now he has to worry about a bunch of inflatable doll likenesses of himself popping up in the gallery. The only thing worse would be a Phil Mickelson inflatable sex doll; I actually don’t think I could live in a world where one of those existed.
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Lawsuits Be Damned: Company Fills A Void, Releases Tiger Woods Sex Doll [Sportress of Blogitude]

  1. Tony Metler - Mar 12, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    The nozzle to inflate this Nozzle is in the back. Seems they’d find a more efficient location to save time.