This ad in the University of Oregon section of Portland’s Craigslist didn’t last very long before being flagged for … what, awesomeness? Anyway, quite a few people archived it, including the intrepid Adam Jacobi of Buster Sports (larger version following the jump). Among the job-specific duttes requested are:
Keeping University of Oregon football players from doing the following:
* Drinking alcohol underage
* Theft
* Fighting
* Spousal abuse

It all comes a little late for QB Jeremiah Masoli, who will be arraigned on a charge of second degree burglary on Friday morning. Also charged in the alleged second-degree burglary is former Oregon football player Garrett Embry (both are being charged with stealing laptop computers and a guitar from a fraternity house).
We should also know on Friday whether head coach Chip Kelly will be booting Masoli from the team. Can you advertise for quarterbacks on Craigslist?
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Craigslist ad solicits babysitter for Oregon football team [Buster Sports]