Howard Stern, fresh from the success of that ESPN/Brian Westbrook prank, got some more good news on Wednesday. He has now secured four alleged Tiger Woods mistresses who have signed on to participate in a Tiger Woods lovers beauty pageant. Stern had announced plans to stage such an event several weeks ago, but also said that it wouldn’t happen if he couldn’t get at least three of the estimated 15 (I’ve lost count) women rumored to have been involved romantically with Woods. Now that he has four, this baby’s got the green light (for March 10!). The big question is, which four?
Our odds, following the jump.
You’ll be happy to know that our old pals from Ashley Madison.com are involved; the site that offers personal ads for married people is sponsoring the pageant. Here’s an exclusive quote to Out of Bounds from Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman:
“This could be the most talked about pageant since Vanessa Williams was crowned Miss America…the franchise possibilities are endless: a “political” mistress pageant, “entertainer” mistress pageant, “professional athlete” mistress pageant…once again Howard Stern has changed the American popular landscape – for the better!”
From the London Times:
Mr Stern wasn’t so impressed (with Woods’ apology at Friday’s press event). On his daily radio show, he questioned the golfer’s sincerity. “[He] looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn’t seem like this was his idea, or anything he wanted to be a part of.”
The broadcaster, known for his outrageous pranks, has offered a judging spot to Elin Nordegren, the golfer’s estranged wife and the mother of his two young children. She has not responded to the invitation.
So who are the four who have agreed to participate in the beauty pageant? Our odds (some of the photos might be slightly NSFW):
* Jamie Grubbs, 5/2. Tool Academy contestant and cocktail waitress is ubiquitous, seems like a natural.
* Jamie Jungers, 2-1. Vegas ingerie model has the tools, has the talent. But does she have the will?
* Mindy Lawton, 3-1. Trailer park waitress from Orlando, the first to reveal that Tiger hates condoms, seems totally ready for this.
* Loredana Jolie, 4-1. Playboy model and (alleged) hooker, could crush the field if properly motivated.
* Holly Sampson, 7/2. Former porn star is a strong contender, could well if given enough time to train.
* Kalika Moquin, 6-1. Vegas club manager/promoter a true wild card. Could sneak in.
* Cori Rist, 7-1. Aspiring model could use this as springboard to the big time.
* Joslyn James, 10-1. Porn star claims that Tiger got her pregnant twice; would likely not risk Howard’s rigorous interrogation.
* Julie Postle. Not much is known about this Orlando cocktail waitress. Could conceivably be in the mix.
* Theresa Rogers, 45-1. Would get the cougar vote.
* Rachel Uchitel, 100-1. NYC club hostess would not participate unless as a co-entry with attorney Gloria Allred.
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Satellite Radio Host Howard Stern to Host Beauty Contest for Tiger’s Mistresses [Radio About.com]
Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest [London Times]
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- Why People? - Feb 25, 2010 at 8:10 PM
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Yeah, it is quite interesting really. Maybe he should have thought about it mixing up his flavors, because it really makes white women look like total GoldDigging Sluts. I’m surprised he wasn’t attracted to any Asian women, because all those hoes were just average.
On another note: I don’t feel Tiger owes anyone an apology for his indiscretions, other than Elin and God. It’s easy for people to “oooh and awww” at how many women he cheated with and how many have a story to sell to the highest bidder. What he did was clearly wrong for stepping outside of his marriage for a rendevous(s) that weren’t quite secret. I think this society (world) is so quick to be willing to point a finger before stepping back and looking in the mirror and checking themselves at some of their own indiscretions, no matter what they may be.
Why give some porn actresse, several hookers and trailer park trash 15 minutes of fame for doing something that is clearly immoral and have them parading around like their national heroes or something. What is wrong with this picture? These women KNEW this was a married man that they chose to have sex with. But we all know that hoes don’t discriminate, married or not. But a good hoe that knows her place, doesn’t fall in love with a trick. So who really got played like a trick? Silly hoes thinking this man was in love. How many stupid women cheat with married men to hear that they love them and will someday be with them? NEGATIVE! Men lie. On rare occasions do some men really love their mistress and actually leave the wife…again, rare.
It’s very obvious to me, that Tiger only wanted sex. He wasn’t in love with any of them or he wouldn’t have had so many hoes. I just think that the media should stop with all the madness and Gloria Allred needs to go sit her media-whoring ass down and stop trying to make money off greedy, broke ass, golddigging hoes.
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- Hennypin - Feb 25, 2010 at 8:11 PM
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Very original idea! Now to find a way to get women to tell why they were able to get to him. Does he have a pimp or what?
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- Debra - Feb 25, 2010 at 8:15 PM
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I love Howard. He’s made me laugh for decades. He’s a genius. I’ve already got it in my calendar. I’ll be sitting near my radio for this radio gold.
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- Michael - Feb 25, 2010 at 8:32 PM
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I cannot believe that not one of these twinkies is a golf course beverage cart chick! I knew one several years ago at Torrey Pines, north of La Jolla, who could easily win if she had hooked up with the Tiger. 28, single, a Sports Illustrated bikini body and looks, with a great smile! She had poise and a sense of humor. But, she knew better than to mess with married men.
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- schwing - Feb 25, 2010 at 8:43 PM
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And could meet up with Tiger “Most Unconscionable Male Slut and Male Hooker the Year”, not to mention “Husband/Dad who doesn’t give a damn about his family”…
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- Jules - Feb 25, 2010 at 9:31 PM
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I think that it is unfortunate that women who have already degraded themselves just so they could sleep with Tiger would be willing to sink even lower for five minutes of fame. Tiger betrayed his family in the worst way and the media exploited what should have been between him and his wife. The women who knew that he was married and slept with him anyway are just proof that we are a country full of indeceit people with no morals and have no business preaching to other countries. We NEED TO STOP JUMPING THE FENCE TO OTHER BACKYARDS AND AIRING OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY WHILE DOING SO!
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- MISER.D - Feb 25, 2010 at 9:58 PM
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That is what happens when you leave your side of the fence,tell Tiger Woods he should try a woman his mother’s colour or his father’s colour that works as a babysitter for Micheal Jordan or some other black or oriental,if that was the case you would never hear of it and he would be still on his game.Take pride in your own before you start checking for others,get back out there and do what you do best and leave the media,Howard Yearn and all thoes haters alone.Get on that grass now Tiger.
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- IRROOFER - Feb 25, 2010 at 10:20 PM
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The only thing Tiger is sorry for is he got caught. Tiger gets what he deserves. Howard is the man, Get well soon Artie.
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- Ron - Feb 25, 2010 at 10:59 PM
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I love the “outrage” here. Where was the outrage at every single “news” outlet over covering this from the beginning in a manner consistent with the first Gulf War?
He’s sorry….. that he got caught. If he never sees another check ever again, he’s still worth $1,000,000,000. That’s 25,000 people working for one year at $40,000 each. 25,000. For a ball and a stick. No castles or windmills. Zip.
I’m outraged that it took this long to finally guild the lily. Leave it to Howard.
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- meanpeoplesuck - Feb 26, 2010 at 12:06 AM
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What is Howard supposed to “get over”? Tiger brought all this negative publicity on himself. Of course people like Howard are going to capitalize on it. It’s called ‘show business’. If you don’t want all the negative attention, don’t do immoral things, such as cheating on your wife with more than a dozen women. All Howard did was come up with the idea & promote it. Tiger & the ho’s are the ones making it possible. Way 2 go, Howard! Again – pure genius.
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- thatsshowbizfolks - Feb 26, 2010 at 12:36 AM
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Way to capitalize on the current sex scandal, Howard! Even if ur not a Stern fan (I am), you gotta admit that he is a genius. And, to those of you bitchin about how “immoral” he is – pa-lease! Tiger did the crime. If he would’ve just remained faithful to his wife, Stern wouldn’t have had the chance to put on this “pageant”. He’s more honest than most, if not all, of the “complainers” on here. More people need to say what’s on their minds, and he does it while entertaining MILLIONS (and making millions). I, for one, will tune in for this epic broadcast, as I do every day.
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- Vernon - Feb 26, 2010 at 1:12 AM
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This is a fair response to such over the top, stupid behavior. Tiger deserves it at the very least for his arrogance.
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- Rick Chandler - Feb 26, 2010 at 4:40 AM
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Creedence? I love Creedence!
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- Way to go Tiger - Feb 26, 2010 at 7:48 AM
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All right! That’a what you get for being rich and famous!
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- Jerry - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:09 AM
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Stern should be in the pageant too! He is actually better looking than most of the sluts Tiger was alledgedly, with. A slut among sluts. How appropriate.
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- JC - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:16 AM
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Tiger, did this to himself, we would not be commenting on his situation if he had not commited the act. Look people, he did it many times with 15 different women, who in HELL could support a person who had that many times to change. Five of the women interviewed said he didn’t even use protection, TO HELL WITH Tiger!!! .
Don’t blame the street women….tiger is the one married!!!!
what really gets me if the situation was reverse for the ppl supporting Tiger……Do you really think he would support you
NO HE WOULD NOT!!!! He put on a honest face and LIED saying he lives a simple life…. Hate a LIAR!!!!
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- ctmjjw - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:18 AM
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Tuger needs to MAN UP and
get back to playing GolL.
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- Veronica Plump - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:20 AM
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so true!!! a very deep hole. these women must have low self-esteem or really need some MONEY or PUBLICITY!!!!
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- Tommy Kulpa - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:20 AM
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I always thought Howard was a Brilliant Man; excellent in marketing all around. However; this takes the cake. Though it is funny that these girls want to participate, he CAPITALIZES once again with his brilliance.
Actually I don’t approve of it, but it will be a blast. I would really like to know how many men out there actually cheated on their wives at least once? If you did it once, why does 18 matter? Damn, we are all guys. I’m not saying it’s right, but we don’t always do the things that are right.
I know High Level Business Executives who have gorgeous wives and they still play around.
I have to say, sometimes i get sick of Howard; but then, this country is all about how you make money….we are going back to the ruins of the Roman Empire…..sex sells, fires, floods, hurricanes, quakes and the like. May GOD take over and help us all, because there is no discipline in any of us anymore, no respect, no values….just GREED……
So, I’m just saying !
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- weed - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:22 AM
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Unfortunately, its all about money. If there is a dollar to be made, someone will find a way to exploit it, regardless of who will take the hit. It seems, if there is money to be made, morals, conscience and decency always take the back seat. A very sad fact of todays culture.
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- Jerry - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:23 AM
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JC lighten up man. You’re gonna blow a fuse. None of the people in this story are worth a crap, including Howard! This whole thing just adds to the heartbreak for Elin and the Kids.
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- Tommy Kulpa - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:23 AM
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I always thought Howard was a Brilliant Man; excellent in marketing all around. However; this takes the cake. Though it is funny that these girls want to participate, he CAPITALIZES once again with his brilliance.
Actually I don’t approve of it, but it will be a blast. I would really like to know how many men out there actually cheated on their wives at least once? If you did it once, why does 18 matter? Damn, we are all guys. I’m not saying it’s right, but we don’t always do the things that are right.
I know High Level Business Executives who have gorgeous wives and they still play around.
I have to say, sometimes i get sick of Howard; but then, this country is all about how you make money….we are going back to the ruins of the Roman Empire…..sex sells, fires, floods, hurricanes, quakes and the like. May GOD take over and help us all, because there is no discipline in any of us anymore, no respect, no values….just GREED……
So, I’m just saying !
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- ctmjjw - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:32 AM
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If any body knows it’s Howard.
Sex sales!!!!!
Most MEN will watching.
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- angel b. - Feb 26, 2010 at 9:47 AM
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People who live in glass houses should not throw stones!!!Be careful mr.Stern you maybe looking yourself in the mirror one day..Karma will bite you someday..
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- David T - Feb 26, 2010 at 10:46 AM
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