Feb 25, 2010, 10:00 AM EDT
Howard Stern, fresh from the success of that ESPN/Brian Westbrook prank, got some more good news on Wednesday. He has now secured four alleged Tiger Woods mistresses who have signed on to participate in a Tiger Woods lovers beauty pageant. Stern had announced plans to stage such an event several weeks ago, but also said that it wouldn’t happen if he couldn’t get at least three of the estimated 15 (I’ve lost count) women rumored to have been involved romantically with Woods. Now that he has four, this baby’s got the green light (for March 10!). The big question is, which four?
Our odds, following the jump.
You’ll be happy to know that our old pals from Ashley Madison.com are involved; the site that offers personal ads for married people is sponsoring the pageant. Here’s an exclusive quote to Out of Bounds from Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman:
“This could be the most talked about pageant since Vanessa Williams was crowned Miss America…the franchise possibilities are endless: a “political” mistress pageant, “entertainer” mistress pageant, “professional athlete” mistress pageant…once again Howard Stern has changed the American popular landscape – for the better!”
From the London Times:
Mr Stern wasn’t so impressed (with Woods’ apology at Friday’s press event). On his daily radio show, he questioned the golfer’s sincerity. “[He] looked like he wanted to be anywhere on the planet but in that room. It didn’t seem like this was his idea, or anything he wanted to be a part of.”
The broadcaster, known for his outrageous pranks, has offered a judging spot to Elin Nordegren, the golfer’s estranged wife and the mother of his two young children. She has not responded to the invitation.
So who are the four who have agreed to participate in the beauty pageant? Our odds (some of the photos might be slightly NSFW):
* Jamie Grubbs, 5/2. Tool Academy contestant and cocktail waitress is ubiquitous, seems like a natural.
* Jamie Jungers, 2-1. Vegas ingerie model has the tools, has the talent. But does she have the will?
* Mindy Lawton, 3-1. Trailer park waitress from Orlando, the first to reveal that Tiger hates condoms, seems totally ready for this.
* Loredana Jolie, 4-1. Playboy model and (alleged) hooker, could crush the field if properly motivated.
* Holly Sampson, 7/2. Former porn star is a strong contender, could well if given enough time to train.
* Kalika Moquin, 6-1. Vegas club manager/promoter a true wild card. Could sneak in.
* Cori Rist, 7-1. Aspiring model could use this as springboard to the big time.
* Joslyn James, 10-1. Porn star claims that Tiger got her pregnant twice; would likely not risk Howard’s rigorous interrogation.
* Julie Postle. Not much is known about this Orlando cocktail waitress. Could conceivably be in the mix.
* Theresa Rogers, 45-1. Would get the cougar vote.
* Rachel Uchitel, 100-1. NYC club hostess would not participate unless as a co-entry with attorney Gloria Allred.
Satellite Radio Host Howard Stern to Host Beauty Contest for Tiger’s Mistresses [Radio About.com]
Shock jock Howard Stern lines up lovers of Tiger Woods for $100,000 beauty contest [London Times]
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