New Ludacris rap puts whole Tiger Woods thing in perspective (I think)

“Look, I told you she’s on to us, we only have about 24 more hours to live. I’m afraid, and you should be too.” So says Ludacris in his new single, Sexting (hear it following the jump), based on the infamous Tiger Woods text messages to alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs. It’s part of his upcoming album Battle of the Sexes, and is already a hit on radio, and at various children’s birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs. To me, nothing will replace the now-classic Tiger Woods Slow Jam Remix, but this is good too. Also a pretty savvy way to promote your new album, because anything with Tiger Woods in it is going to draw attention.
How to obtain the new Ludacris single is not, however, among the top 10 questions asked by the public about Tiger Woods on Ask.com. The surprising list follows the jump.
Video following the jump.

Meanwhile, Ask.com has compiled a list of the top 10 questions that its online users have submitted about Tiger Woods. It’s a unique window into the public’s mindset, and a sure indication that the sex scandal still trumps the golf. Example: notice that “How many women did Tiger Woods sleep with?” is a more frequently asked question than “When will Tiger Woods return to golf?”.
Top Questions Asked about Tiger Woods on Ask.com
1. Where is Tiger Woods?
2. How many women did Tiger Woods sleep with?
3. What is Tiger Woods’ real name?
4. How much is Tiger Woods worth?
5. When will Tiger Woods play golf again?
6. What is going to happen to Tiger Woods’ children?
7. What religion is Tiger Woods?
8. Which sponsors dropped Tiger Woods?
9. What is Tiger Woods’ address?
10. Who did Tiger Woods vote for?
Bonus:
34. How does Tiger “Just do It?”
Ha.
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Now it’s Ludacris’ turn to take a jab at Tiger [Deuce of Davenport]