Feb 22, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT
From the Long Island Press, your ultimate source for nude Michael Vick news, comes this disturbing report: Playgirl magazine has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose naked. Those loud barks of protest you hear are not from dogs, they are from me. Sorry.
Playgirl just offered Michael Vick $1 million–which they will give to PETA–if he takes his clothes off.
“I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet,” a spokesman for the magazine told Life & Style. “I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation!”
At first glance this seems like nothing more than a publicity ploy by Playgirl, which has a zero chance of actually happening. But then, Vick is in the middle of filming a reality show, The Michael Vick Project. Would this not make for an interesting episode?
If not … next stop, Warren Sapp. And nobody wants that.
Playgirl Makes an Offer to Mike Vick and His Junk [Last Angy Fan]
Checking in on the Michael Vick Project [Pro Football Talk]
Playgirl Wants Michael Vick to Get Naked [Long Island Press]
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