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Michael Vick to pose nude for Playgirl?

Feb 22, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

From the Long Island Press, your ultimate source for nude Michael Vick news, comes this disturbing report: Playgirl magazine has offered Michael Vick $1 million to pose naked. Those loud barks of protest you hear are not from dogs, they are from me. Sorry.

Playgirl just offered Michael Vick $1 million–which they will give to PETA–if he takes his clothes off.

“I sent the request to Michael Vick on Wednesday, but we haven’t heard back yet,” a spokesman for the magazine told Life & Style. “I figured he paid back society for dog fighting, but what about the animals? This way he could donate a large sum to PETA and all he’d have to do is pose for the magazine! It’s kind of a win-win situation!”


At first glance this seems like nothing more than a publicity ploy by Playgirl, which has a zero chance of actually happening. But then, Vick is in the middle of filming a reality show, The Michael Vick Project. Would this not make for an interesting episode?
If not … next stop, Warren Sapp. And nobody wants that.
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Playgirl Makes an Offer to Mike Vick and His Junk [Last Angy Fan]
Checking in on the Michael Vick Project [Pro Football Talk]
Playgirl Wants Michael Vick to Get Naked [Long Island Press]

  1. big tex - Feb 22, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    Maybe during the photo shoot they should put some peanut butter on his junk and let the dogs loose. Now that would be a win win.

  2. grant - Feb 22, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    If any of you had the opportunity to see the animals that came out of that kennel, it would make you sick. I learned at an early age, the way your treat your animals is the same way that you treat your children. Beat your dog, you beat your kids. Would I pay to see Vick naked, hell no. Does Vick need to continue paying for the horiffic things that he has done, hell yes! He should give a million dollars to the animal rescue leagues that took his dogs in and have to continue taking care of them.

  3. dre - Feb 22, 2010 at 5:55 PM

    Mr. Vick could have been raising ants to fight against each other and a loud cry would have been heard by all of the ant lovers. Here is my point: There are millions of people with enough malicious intent that no matter what the offense, they will do whatever it takes to break a person’s spirit. My advice to you Mr. Vick. Stay out of the public eye as much as possible (excluding your profession). You need not answer to the likes of PETA or any other so-called moral authority. Donate to pet causes if you wish but don’t feel obligated to pander to the opinionated hypocrites who have placed you among the worlds worst. Do not let them break your spirit as they have done to a few other well known people we love. God bless you man. The animals will be cared for. Continue to pray for those who hate you.

  4. suzanne - Feb 22, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    I am barking as well…. my first reaction is OMG!!! who would even want to see him naked? [besides a hungry pitt bull]

  5. rneel - Feb 22, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    it’s so easy to value an animal’s life over a human’s life, especially when that human is michael vick. he, and you, make me sick to the bone.

  6. Ron Mexico - Feb 22, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    It is a good thing that Adobe Photoshop is an amazing program or else they would have to wait until his herpes outbreak has cleared up.

  7. john K. - Feb 22, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    God created Vick for a very noble purpose. Posing nude for money is definitely not a worthy purpose to please his creator.

  8. Tony Metler - Feb 22, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    Oh, sure – NOW all the erudite posters show up, making me look like an idiot. WELL I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP TO LOOK STUPID! No, wait – that didn’t come out right. *sigh* never mind

  9. uncommonsense - Feb 22, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    lol @ playgirl asking vick to pose for a cool mil. haha, you can’t make this kind of stuff up.

  10. wizard of OZOLA - Feb 23, 2010 at 2:00 AM

    PETA IS A RACIST ORGANIZATION, THERE ARE NO BLACK OR HISPANIC MEMBERS, OR MAYBE .01 PERCENT. THEY WENT AFTER VICK LIKE A DOG IN HEAT, THEY DO CARE MORE ABOUT ANIMALS THAN HUMANS. NOW MANY PETA MEMBERS HAVE LOST THEIR JOBS, HOUSES ,CARS, ETC. LETS SEE HOW THEY FEEL NOW THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS, ONLY ABOUT THEIR DOGS, HORSES, CATS AND GOLDFISH. LET THEM LIVE IN CARDBOARD BOXES UNDER BRIGES AND THEN MAYBE THEY WILL GET A CLUE.VICK DID HIS TIME IN A FED PEN. WHERE THEY TREAT HUMANS LIKE ANIMALS. I BET NONE OF YOU PETA CLOWNS WOULD LAST 3 WEEKS, LET ALONE 3 YEARS IN PRISON. LOOK IN THE MIRROR , THE CLOWN YOU SEE TALKING IS YOU AND YOUR ALTER-EGO, BOZO

  11. Skids - Feb 23, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    This is what’s wrong with America. No matter what he’s done, some dumb a** organization will pay him that kind of money to do that. Every time I think I’ve heard it all, something else comes up.

  12. sunshyne - Feb 23, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    You are so correct. I am so tired of these people still trying to punish this man. He made a mistake. He paid his dues to society. He has apologized countless times for his actions. It’s time to let it go.

  13. Vick is Garbage - Feb 23, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    He is still a piece of garbage, dressed or naked.

  14. UGG - Feb 23, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    PLEASE let it go…how about focuing on those who kill humans and literally get away with murder. HUMANS are still being hung and beaten in this country but, of course,I should realize by now that animals are more important than humans. GOD forgives, so let those who think they are worthy of throwing stones continue to throw them instead of forgiving and working on their own character.
    I’m sure all of the poeple who are judging Mike have NEVER done anything wrong in their life!!

  15. GC - Feb 25, 2010 at 2:01 AM

    Go ahead Mike! Do it. I’ll be one of the first 50,000 people to buy a copy of that magazine if you expose that fine, black body of yours. Be it nude, half nude, or just showing your butt. I love you man. Do what you do. Give us SEX!! It sells and will put even more money into your pockets for your family.

  16. GC - Feb 25, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    Go ahead Mike! Do it. I’ll be one of the first 50,000 people to buy a copy of that magazine if you expose that fine, black body of yours. Be it nude, half nude, or just showing your butt. I love you man. Do what you do. Give us SEX!! It sells and will put even more money into your pockets for your family.

  17. DJmore - Mar 14, 2010 at 3:06 AM

    Dam, with his long D, I know it will have to be spread out over in two issues