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Things you can't unsee: T.O. works the catwalk

Feb 18, 2010, 2:00 PM EDT

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What’s going on here? Why has God forsaken us? The end-times are nigh! Oh wait, it’s just Terrell Owens making his New York Fashion Week debut. Global Grind describes what you see here more completely than I ever could:

TERRELL OWENS made his modeling debut at Fashion Week 2010 for Muse. Now let me just say I’m looking straight over the hair mishap. This is so much better. His body is no joke. I’m not so sure if I’m feeling the line and his image matches up. Do you? And what size are those boats?

The dookie rope gold chain? I don’t know but the ‘happy trai’ (that little V trail thingy) is re (beep) diculous. He has to come back to the Cowboys so I can openly love him — again. What? Arrogant, talented, dark skinned guys for the win. Loooove it.


I could just read that over and over again, I love it so. And I’m totally assuming it was written by a guy.
Still want T.O. on your team, Chad?
As for the show itself, I am also very much out of my element (right now I’m wearing a Pacific Bell Park Inaugural 2000 T-shirt and basketball shorts); so I’ll let the Philadelphia Inquirer provide details:

“Designers are going back to basics,” said fashion television guru Robert Verdi as the Elie Tahari show was ending and Vera Wang’s presentation was beginning under the Bryant Park tents. “They know things are happening in the world — the earthquake in Haiti, for instance — and they know that our priorities have shifted. The mood is dark.”

I’m not sure I’m feeling the line either. But my new favorite thing to say is now “re (beep) diculous.”
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Terrell Owens’ Fashion Week 2010 Debut [Global Grind]
Fashion Week, dark and handsome [Philadelphia Inquirer]

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  1. Marianne - Feb 19, 2010 at 6:47 PM

    I respect T.O as a great footbal player with a body every man dreames of having and every woman wishes their man had.
    I clicked on the headline because I like the guy – if I didn’t like him WHY would I visit any webseite with his name on it?? Hmmm…unless I was some sorry loser who sits in front of a computer and bashes everyone because they deep down they know… they are a nobody with a very foul soul.

  2. leon - Feb 19, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    He did and look what he found to wear.

  3. joe - Feb 19, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    Idiot, Idiot, Idiot

  4. SkyBlue - Feb 19, 2010 at 6:55 PM

    WTF ! If they were going for creepy, then they succeeded.

  5. KT - Feb 19, 2010 at 6:57 PM

    THIS WORLD HAS GONE STRAIGHT TO HELL.

  6. mike - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    T.O. need to stay on the catwalk as a model with the other divas and off the football field crying.

  7. tracy d - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Completely disgusting!!!!! Didnt we only pick that moron up for 1 year???? His time is up…let him gooooooooooooo.

  8. NO T O - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    As a Philadelphia Eagles Fan, GO AWAY T O ,,, JUST GO AWAY!!!

  9. me - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    how does a fashion show make him gay?

  10. slatti - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:27 PM

    B cup bra

  11. Eagles Fan - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    I did not know they were allowed to show breasts openly..Oh wait…
    COME ON T.O.! Get back to the Bills locker room and play some football. If you are lucky they will get a QB for you this year i guess. Stop the drama, and homosexuality, and do your job.

  12. Tspoon - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    damn. what a freak. what is the world turning into? flaming T.O! Damn.

  13. Edward - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    Fact is he had an affair with Tiger too.

  14. 85810fe4 - Feb 19, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    HA HA HA HA T.O. / B.O. ARE ONE AND THE SAME….THEY BOTH STINK !
    IS THIS GUY ON DOPE ? IT WOULD BE THE ONLY EXCUSE FOR DRESSIN’ ALL GAY-LIKE AND SASHSAYIN’ WITH THAT BAD-BOI MOP ON HIS HEAD. WHAT A
    GOOF…..HIS FOOTBALL DAYS ARE OVER NOW AS THIS PIC WILL BE ON THE LOCKER ROOM WALL OF EVERY TEAM IN THE N.F.L. INCLUDING HIS OWN.

  15. Dean - Feb 19, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    T O looks like just what he is,an idiot.

  16. ED - Feb 20, 2010 at 12:37 AM

    Guess next thing in his line up will be dancing with the stars?

  17. Judy - Feb 25, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    WE CAN ALL SING….PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND…FOOL, FOOL…

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