What’s going on here? Why has God forsaken us? The end-times are nigh! Oh wait, it’s just Terrell Owens making his New York Fashion Week debut. Global Grind describes what you see here more completely than I ever could:
TERRELL OWENS made his modeling debut at Fashion Week 2010 for Muse. Now let me just say I’m looking straight over the hair mishap. This is so much better. His body is no joke. I’m not so sure if I’m feeling the line and his image matches up. Do you? And what size are those boats?
The dookie rope gold chain? I don’t know but the ‘happy trai’ (that little V trail thingy) is re (beep) diculous. He has to come back to the Cowboys so I can openly love him — again. What? Arrogant, talented, dark skinned guys for the win. Loooove it.
I could just read that over and over again, I love it so. And I’m totally assuming it was written by a guy.
Still want T.O. on your team, Chad?
As for the show itself, I am also very much out of my element (right now I’m wearing a Pacific Bell Park Inaugural 2000 T-shirt and basketball shorts); so I’ll let the Philadelphia Inquirer provide details:
“Designers are going back to basics,” said fashion television guru Robert Verdi as the Elie Tahari show was ending and Vera Wang’s presentation was beginning under the Bryant Park tents. “They know things are happening in the world — the earthquake in Haiti, for instance — and they know that our priorities have shifted. The mood is dark.”
I’m not sure I’m feeling the line either. But my new favorite thing to say is now “re (beep) diculous.”
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Terrell Owens’ Fashion Week 2010 Debut [Global Grind]
Fashion Week, dark and handsome [Philadelphia Inquirer]
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- jump3r - Feb 19, 2010 at 12:30 AM
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Rupaul would be so proud
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- Sue - Feb 19, 2010 at 8:24 AM
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When is T.O going to come out of the closet?
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- Harry Ball - Feb 19, 2010 at 10:38 AM
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Damn….just damn……
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- Hilltop - Feb 19, 2010 at 11:42 AM
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Why the HELL is he doing Fashion lookin like Rupaul BABY DADDY
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- sharon - Feb 19, 2010 at 11:45 AM
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to all you t.o haters go to hell
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- Sam Monrovia - Feb 19, 2010 at 12:35 PM
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Come on T.O. put a bra on
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- daynaa99 - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:13 PM
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Gorgeous! But, I’m so disappointed bcuz your mammaries are getting way out of control. You need at least a D cup!
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- Rob - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:25 PM
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What was it that T.O. accused Romo of?
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- Rob - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:27 PM
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And he accused Garcia too?
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- Rob - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:33 PM
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And what was it that T.O. accused Garcia of?
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- nobody - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:33 PM
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apologies to any straight man who takes offense, but I must admit that he looks so good that I’d love to lick his bxxty…
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- renee - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:46 PM
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LOL.
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- Big Jack - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:49 PM
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Check the track record of athletes with emotional problems, and you’ll find a common denominator. They were all struggling with their sexuality. The chicago bulls center who later died (forgot name) Dennis Rodman, Esara Tuaolo, T.O, maybe Jerry Rice, and Kendall Gill. In addition to many rappers men and women.
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- Rick Chandler - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:52 PM
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Jerry Rice? How dare you, sir!
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- petey - Feb 19, 2010 at 2:57 PM
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talk about a fruit cup
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- jbjg24m - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:05 PM
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looks like he just came from there ! lol
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- Tom - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:09 PM
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What a complete and total moron.
T.O. get the hell over yourself. Take the same look that the rest of us are seeing. Your skills have declined at a subsonic pace, while your idiocy has risen at the same subsonic pace.
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- bob - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:11 PM
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T.O. WHODAT
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- gary - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:15 PM
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his family and children must be so proud of him….is this part of black history month????
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- tom - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:20 PM
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he looks like an idiot never did like to but when he compared him self to the great jerry rice he went to far he will never be half as good as mr. rice!
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- leo - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:21 PM
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oy gevalt…..
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- leo - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:22 PM
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oy gevalt…..
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- Andre Seward - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:23 PM
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I don’t know about that T.O., I mean stick to football or hopefully you have something else in mind but this is not cool.
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- Nic - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:29 PM
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I think the Derelict Campaign is finally real.
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- velvet - Feb 19, 2010 at 3:29 PM
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it is all about the money,everybody just calm down(smile).T.O got skills, just like Tyreese