Feb 16, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT
Germany: Currently second in the Vancouver Games medal count, but first in facial hair. Do not touch the ‘stache, lest you spook a covey of quail from within that will then draw fire from the nearby Hungarian biathlon team.
Meanwhile, Canada is talking serious s— as hockey competition begins. Take a look at the video following the jump.
What kind of a friendly greeting is this, Canada? You’ve really changed.
From Fourth-Place Medal:
To know the Toronto Maple Leafs blogs Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown is to know greatness. Not to oversell it, but their welcome video (language is probably NSFW, even with the bleeps) purportedly made by the Canadian men’s hockey team should get them each a two-minute penalty for being too awesome.
Canadian hockey team lays down welcome rap [Fourth-Place Medal]
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