That would be entertaining; Carrie Fisher should hand out all the medals. Even better: if they played it for the men’s downhill ceremony, with Bode Miller making Wookiee sounds from the bronze platform. Meanwhile, a fun new game to make the figure skating competition more interesting; mute the sound on your TV and play alternate music to accompany the routines. Andrew Smyth suggests “Super Mario Bros. theme music, complete with sound effect on every jump and game over music if they fall.” Others:
@alisha_hord: Lemmy would be proud if a pair tried “Ace of Spades”
@edsbs: We’re actually on mute and playing the Top Gun theme to the Russians’ routine. It’s totally working.
@SmokeyCloud: Fat Bottomed Girls. #awesomefigureskatingsoundtracks
@AndrewBucholtz: Tom Sawyer. Who wouldn’t watch that, especially during the drum solo? #BringOnRush
Tuesday. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
What you missed while making damned sure no one steals your tomatoes …
* Whippet. Whippet good.
* Why do majority of Canadian hockey players shoot left-handed, and other questions for the ages.
* Best Jeopardy answer ever for Duke haters.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Blundering toward giant waterfall = no more supermajority in the Senate.
