Feb 4, 2010, 4:00 PM EST
Well, it appears that Tiger Woods has completed his sex rehabilitation program at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, and
has been told to go and wait out front by the bike racks so his mom can pick him up will soon meet with wife Elin Nordegren, who has flown in to fetch him. That’s according to Radar Online, which reports that Nordegren has left Orlando to bring Tiger home. This despite the fact that no one has actually seen Woods at the facility, unless you count an early photo that is now thought to be a Tiger lookalike. But whether Tiger is there or not, it’s been fun times in Hattiesburg, no? The giant Tiger fence. The hordes of photographers. The Brett Favre Bed & Breakfast. Good times.
As RadarOnline.com reported earlier, his wife Elin has called off the divorce – for now – and is giving Tiger a second chance. When Tiger leaves the clinic, he and Elin plan to go away together, alone, for a few days, sources told RadarOnline.com.
“Tiger and Elin want to be alone out of public when he leaves the clinic,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.
Elin previously spent five days with Tiger as part of his therapy program in Mississippi. Because of excellent security she was unseen by the press in Hattiesburg, but her absence was notable in Orlando.
But contrary to the Radar report, OK Magazine says in its current issue that Nordegren is not calling off the divorce, and has issued “a new set of demands” if Tiger wants to keep her. Nordegren, reports the magazine, was an essential part of Tiger’s rehabilitation, and sees herself as a big part of his potential recovery.
To better understand Tiger’s compulsion, Elin has had three-hour-long sessions with experts at the clinic as often as three times a day.
“She tells me she’s learned that sex was a way to ease his anxiety, like having a drink,” says the friend.
The Globe Magazine takes it a step further, saying that Elin is still in the picture because she wants to “make Tiger crawl.” And then there are the reports that Nordegren has agreed to stay married to Woods for four more years in order to collect a large sum of money.
Is any of this true? Unknown at this time. What I do know is that conjecture is going to continue to fly as long as there’s a vacuum of actual statements from Woods or Nordegren themselves.
So what does one get on graduation day at a sex rehab clinic, anyway? Pin? Certificate? Framed photo of Ann Coulter? Well, we’ll see you all back in Hattiesburg in 2020 for the 10-year class reunion. Should be fun.
Tiger Woods Leaving Rehab By End Of Week; Wife Picking Him Up [Radar Online]
Elin Nordegren: Why I’m Staying with Tiger Woods [OK]
Tiger’s Wife Is Making Him Crawl [Globe Magazine]
Tiger Woods timeline [NBCSports]
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