Miss America contestants have messages for Tim Tebow, Tiger Woods
Feb 2, 2010, 10:45 AM EDT
When did the Miss America Pageant introductions become auditions for a gig at the Laugh Factory? I just watched my TiVo recording of Saturday’s event, and there were a couple of surprising gems in the opening dance number, in which contestants faced the camera and introduced themselves in little one-line snippets. The best moments came with Miss Florida, Rachael Todd, and Miss Georgia, Emily Cook (neither pictured), who gave “shout outs” to Tim Tebow and Tiger Woods, respectively. (Link to video following the jump).
Todd held up a ringless hand and said “Hey Tim Tebow, I’m single!” (left unsaid: “… and don’t particularly care about a woman’s right to choose!”). And the blonde Cook snagged the best line, saying: “From the home of The Masters golf tournament, where I didn’t meet Tiger Woods, I’m Emily Cook, Miss Georgia.”
Check out the video right here. Comments on Tebow, Woods begin at the 1:35 mark.
Sydnee Waggoner, Miss Alaska, also had a pretty good line: “Born and raised in America’s snow globe, and no, I can’t see Russia from my house, I’m your Miss Alaska Sydnee Waggoner!”
Meanwhile, Tiger Woods is hoping that a little Love Boat action will melt the heart of wife Elin Nordegren, according to a report in the Chicago Sun Times. Woods, says the paper, has asked Nordegren to go off with him on a cruise on his yacht “Privacy,” once he’s done with sex rehab.
The only passengers on the ”second honeymoon” cruise would be the couple and the yacht’s eight-person crew. ”Tiger believes this will be the best way for he and Elin to really reconnect, attempt to save their marriage and get on with their lives,” the source said.
Elin Woods reportedly is leaning toward going.
Later that night, I had a horrific dream …
With Gilligan, the skipper, too, Tiger Woods, and his wife/
The movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann …
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Elin said to be considering joining Tiger on private voyage [Chicago Sun Times]
Miss Florida Singles Out Tim Tebow [Click Orlando]
Miss Tebow not Tiger America [Bob's Blitz]
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- Paul in KY - Feb 2, 2010 at 12:03 PM
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IMO, for gold-digging women, Timmeh must be like the great white whale. I’ll bet he has funny stories of women just throwing themselves at him, flashing him, etc. Don’t see how he does it, I wouldn’t be that strong/committed.
I lived in FL & I can tell you there are many, many beautiful women down there.
The one who does get him will get ‘Ultimate Babe Bragging Rights ™’
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- Joe Smuckley - Feb 2, 2010 at 12:49 PM
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As you can well see gentleman and ladies. College football is like the NFL, the almightly dollar. Do you think the defensive coordinator at Ala is worth 750,000 pluse? Be honest. Coaches make too much money. Win a National Championship and become a millionare. And my Dad wanted me to be a Preacher. Who more than anyone is under paid, teachers and preachers. The teachers are responsible for saving our children and preachers our souls. I remember my Dad waded in an ice covered river and babtized over 100 people, never go a nickel for it. What does a NCAA coach get,
millions and helps under educated morons go to the NFL. Can even
write or spell. That’s OK boys, you are not lost, someone out there can save your soul, it’s too late for your education. You are a jock, your papers, tests and classes will be completed by another group, that goes to college to really learn.
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- OtisMan - Feb 2, 2010 at 1:13 PM
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Listen Miss Phoney Balloney America contestants. At least Tiger and timmy t earned there right to do whatever they want by being real. You ladies are all fake n bake, fake everything, right down to your ugly implants, toe nails, eye brows, tan, nose jobs, tummy tucks ect. Who are you to talk, i can’t wait for mother time to come when your in your late 30′s, and your just another chic on the corner. Have a nice life, you will need all the help you can get.
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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too bad Timmeh is living an alternative life style, he has no interest in gold diggers koochie, with or without hair, you
know what i mean ……..
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:31 PM
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too bad Timmeh is living an alternative life style, he has no interest in gold diggers koochie, with or without hair, you
know what i mean ……..
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:33 PM
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Preachers have better woman than Tiger, suits, houses and cars too.
I pray they leave little boys alone for gods sake.
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:34 PM
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Preachers have better woman than Tiger, suits, houses and cars too.
I pray they leave little boys alone for gods sake.
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:36 PM
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why do you hate white woman, I know they are too loose but come on.
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- moreflagsmorefun - Feb 2, 2010 at 2:39 PM
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Joe, why do you smoke crack ?
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- cadad - Feb 3, 2010 at 1:04 PM
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What do preachers say about “glass houses and not throwing stones” Joe? I bet college players can spell and write better than some wanna be preachers.
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As you can well see gentle[man] and ladies.
College football is like the NFL, the almight[l]y dollar.
Do you think the defensive coordinator at Ala is worth 750,000 [pluse]?
Be honest. Coaches make too much money. Win a National Championship and become a [millionare].
And my Dad wanted me to be a Preacher. Who more than anyone is under paid, teachers and preachers. The teachers are responsible for saving our children and preachers our souls.
I remember my Dad waded in an ice covered river and ba[b]tized over 100 people, never [go] a nickel for it.
What does a NCAA coach get, millions and helps under educated morons go to the NFL. [Can]even write or spell.
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- Skids - Feb 3, 2010 at 2:47 PM
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As usual, Chandler, your snide remarks(the woman’s right to choose) makes the rest of your articles crap.
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- Florida - Feb 5, 2010 at 4:38 PM
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uh uh uh…someone didn’t do their homework. Miss Florida has nothing fake about her… and won the swimsuit level of competition in Florida because of her hard work and determination for fitness…nothing to do with implants… I think I sense jealousy is all…
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