Jan 31, 2010, 11:15 AM EDT
What a raw deal. This is bogus, man. While I was sitting here on my fat posterior pecking away at my laptop, I was missing out on a one-time opportunity to go out on a date with a adult film “actress” Katie Michaels.
Who is Katie Michaels, you ask? I had no idea either, but if you had happened to have been in the Glendale area last night and had an extra $500 burning a hole in your pocket, you – yes, you – could have plopped down in a seat at Jobing.com Arena right next to a real, live porn star and taken in the Phoenix Coyotes-New York Rangers game.
Here is the text from her Craigslist (again?) ad:
Hi I am THE Katie Michaels as seen in Hustler’s barely Legal 100 and other fine adult films. I recently attended a Cardinals playoff game with a happy football fan and now you have the chance to take me to see the Rangers Saturday night to play against our Phoenix Coyotes. Yes it stinks that Carcillo got traded but look at how good we are doing without Gretzky behind the bench! Anyways, if you would like to see the game with me I have two lower level seats (one for me one for you) and for $500 we will both go and have a great time. Check me out on http://www.katiemichaels.net and hit me up with your phone number by replying to this posting so that I can make the necessary arrangements. First fan gets to have me and since there is only one of me don’t wait.
Sounds like a knowledgeable hockey fan. Just a hunch, but my guess Miss Michaels’ website is Not Safe For Work by any stretch of the imagination. Simply a word to the wise from your friendly neighborhood Blogger Man.
But I guess all hope is not lost for those of you out there who are bummed out because you think you missed your glorious chance. As she mentions in her Craigslist ad, she recently took in an Arizona Cardinals game with another
lucky creepy fan.
So, keep the faith, folks. Maybe, one day, your dreams will be realized. Then, after that, you just might want to set your goals a little higher. Hey, I understand. Personal growth is a steady, incremental process.
See The Rangers With “Adult” Star, Katie Michaels [The Big Lead]
Katie Michaels’ Craigslist Pitch: Porn Star Wants Hockey Companion (PHOTO) [The Huffington Post]
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