Hilarious video of newscast detailing bizarre Craigslist offer by Saints fan is a treat

This story is a couple of days old, but some video of a news broadcast on FOX29 (no idea which FOX29 it is, since there are six of them) has surfaced. My original plan was to include this video in today’s Video Vault, but it is my judgment that this item warrants a post of its own.
There is a pretty good chance that by now you have heard about the confused Saints fan who, in a post on Craigslist (can be seen at SPORTSbyBROOKS) has offered his left testicle in exchange for a Super Bowl ticket. The ad states that said offering is “high capacity,” “well traveled,” “well maintained” and “larger than average” (zing!). All sales are final, of course.
What follows is the video of a news team pushing the boundaries of what constitutes a tasteful broadcast while cracking wise about the unique story.

After all, this is FOX we’re talking about, right?

No. Words.
“This is definitely, how you say, nutty”? “Here’s the rub”? What the fungus?
The best part is when the anchor says, “Here’s the rub” and the other guy goes “Rub?”
Regional news gold, my friends. Gold. And no matter what you think about the newscast, the fact that a guy actually posted this ad indicates he has far greater intesticular fortitude than I. I meant intestinal fortitude. Sorry, the ad plainly states “no perverts.” Apologies.
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Testicle Offered For Super Bowl Tix (No Perverts!) [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
New Orleans Saints Fan Offers Testicle for Super Bowl Tickets (But Only the Left One) [The700Level]