Gee, you send one cell phone photo of your naughty parts to a co-worker, and it haunts you forever. Sean Salisbury, former quarterback, former Battlebots commentator and former ESPN pundit, now just wants to move on with his life. He’s coming clean, repenting his sins, and asking forgiveness … and what better place to do it than with Mayhem in the AM on 790 The Zone in Atlanta. Plus more stories following the jump.
Sean Salisbury Finally Comes Clean. “I have got a lot of remorse guys. It has devastated me and it has devastated my career. I am just trying to get back at it and I would hope after three and a half years, I am still trying to forgive myself and get rid of that guilt and hope that people would forgive me. It is not more than funny and you are laughing with your buddies, but I am done with it now and hope that we can move on.” [Sports Radio Interviews]
* Dad Passed Out Drunk In McDonald’s Ball Pit Orders His Children To Bite Cop’s Faces Off. So in some way I feel like I have some connection with Josh Algers. And not only because of the ball pit, but also because he demanded that his kids bite off the faces of the arresting officers. You better believe I’m gonna raise a little army of mercenary kids who do all my dirty work for me. Everything from beer runs to fighting law enforcement, my kids are gonna be freakin’ slaves. [Barstool Sports]
* 15 Greatest Super Bowl Grocery Pop Art/Beer Displays. We’ve been looking at different angles to the Super Bowl and figured that the mainstream media had the on-field storylines pretty much covered so Busted Coverage editors were asked to think outside the box. [Busted Coverage]
* Magic Johnson Conducts Interview With The Zen Master In Geico’s Tiny House. Christ, I’ve seen Ric Flair apply the figure four leglock from a further distance then the one separating Phil and Earvin’s legs in thid picture. Hopefully Karl Malone doesn’t do something newsworthy any time soon that would require Magic’s interview services. No way the Mailman gets anywhere near that close to him. [Tirico Suave]
* Make Way for the Nick Saban Statue. It’s official. Nick Saban has reached legendary status. Work has started on a bronze statue of the Alabama coach, and officials are hoping to have the project completed by April 17, the date of the spring game. [The Wiz of Odds]
* Giselle birthed Brady’s kid underwater. Gisele Bundchen, the supermodel wife of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady that people often call “ugly” just to feel better about themselves, gave birth to Tom Brady’s second child back in December. But Gisele let one detail slip about the birth during an interview with Brazilian mag Fantástico. [With Leather]
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