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Company selling golf balls with faces of Tiger's mistresses. Fore!

Jan 29, 2010, 12:15 PM EDT

One day on the 13th fairway:

“Excuse me, have you seen my ball?”

“I think so. Was it a Titleist?”

“No, a Jaimee Jungers.”

Finally, a way to profit from the Tiger Woods scandal that doesn’t involve staking out his yacht! An online company started by a Michael H. Caldwell and calling itself ‘Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls’ is marketing its Mistress Collection, which is a set of 12 golf balls with the face of a different alleged Tiger Woods mistress on each one. The Tiger mistress timeline is very confusing to me, so I’m not sure which alleged ladyfriends are not included in this collection. But rest assured that most of your favorites are there … including one picture that is entitled simply: “Cougar.”

The sets come in two editions: The Players Edition ($53.90), in which the photo imprints are extra durable for actual play, and Collectors Edition ($58.90), with glossy finish for display in your living room or den. From the Tale of the Tiger site:

Unlike other contemporary professional athletes, Tiger Woods hasn’t physically hurt or abused anybody. Tiger just had a wandering eye. And that is something that many people can relate to personally.

It is time to put this all in perspective.

Tail of the Tiger Golf Balls are designed to lift the spirits of golfers around the world who are saddened by this loss on many levels – from those who make a living at the game to companies that sell products, to the fans who just love to watch a master practice his craft.

So relax and have some fun with Tail of the Tiger golf balls.

“Tiger loves to play with them…now you can too!”

To quote the great Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack: “Hey everyone! We’re gonna get laid!”
Meanwhile, fans at the Farmer’s Insurance Open at Torrey Pines were treated to a very special message on Thursday.
This is truly golf’s Golden Era, isn’t it?
*** offers Tiger Woods mistresses’ face golf balls! [Newsone.India]
The Mistress Collection [Tale of the Tiger Golf Balls]

  1. Tony Metler - Jan 29, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    If you think this is bad, you should see the set for playing the back nine!

  2. Kevin O'Keefe - Jan 29, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Gotta have it!

  3. Sharon Peterson - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    Incredibly TACKY!!!!

  4. NRESQ - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    Get a life!

  5. mipakeli - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    Tiger likes to play with his balls for sure!

  6. no-chit - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:30 PM

    Those other golf pro’s are not sad at all about this..hell..they are happy as hell Tiger means they can get more money and sponsors!

  7. Sue - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Michael H. Caldwell is as short of integrity as Tiger Woods.
    What a shmuck.

  8. fun - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    I’d hit that!

  9. Rick Chandler - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:43 PM

    Where were you when I was writing the headline? +1.

  10. Linda V. Westminster, CA - Jan 29, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    You guys need to get a life!! This guy found a funny way to make money.

  11. ohsosallie - Jan 29, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    Very Clever!

  12. Asilkyone - Jan 30, 2010 at 8:51 AM

    Tacky…….but hilarious

  13. TigersBLZ - Jan 30, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    Where are the pictures of all the dudes he had sex with? Ia gree with earlier post, they should ahve the girls rears on the back of the balls :)

  14. jim - Jan 30, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    back nine ———>

  15. b grimes - Feb 7, 2010 at 5:33 AM

    wish i could get some tiger should have keep his putter in the bag