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Reggie Bush determined to get Kim Kardashian to the game in one piece

Jan 27, 2010, 4:00 PM EDT

Although I still prefer the EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle, I think that Kim Kardashian should be pretty safe when Reggie whisks her to the Super Bowl in this. TMZ reports that Reggie and Kim’s ride for the week will be the Vault XXL2 Armor Horse, which comes equipped with all the standard features you’d expect in a bullet-proof truck-like limousine. Such as a diesel 245 HP engine, emergency gun ports and the ability to withstand both rifle and Uzi 9mm automatic fire. What, your vehicle doesn’t come with Underwriters Laboratory Ballistics Standards?


Also comes with one-year subscription to Tiger Beat magazine.

The New Orleans Saints’ luckiest charm — Kim Kardashian’s booty — is gonna be the most protected back at the Super Bowl this year … because it’s set to be chauffeured around Miami in a veritable fortress on wheels.

TMZ has learned Reggie Bush’s favorite asset will be hitting the town on Super Bowl weekend in a Vault XXL2 Limousine by Armor Horse — which is a tank/limo hybrid built with composite ballistic panels and bullet-resistant windows.

Remember kids, drive safely and be home by 11 … bullet-resistant doesn’t mean bullet-proof.
So what does this say about what Bush thinks of the City of Miami? Reggie and Kimmie will be tooling around the city in this all week I hear; if I were a resident, I’d be kind of insulted.
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Kim K.’s Full Back Protected at the Super Bowl [TMZ]

  1. Dee Mirich and the Supremes - Jan 27, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    I got my ass kicked in Wisconsin once!

  2. Bill E. Bong - Jan 27, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    I don’t think those seats are big enough to hold Kim’s booty.

  3. DenJr - Jan 27, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    simply pathetic!! Bush is a j/o, and her a*s probably stinks.

  4. Jim Guida - Jan 27, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    I think the interior would look nicer if they didn’t use all that duct tape on the seats. As it is, it looks like my sofa. Not the good one in the trailer, but the old one on the porch.

  5. BC - Jan 28, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    To quote Will Smith, “I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE!!!!”.

  6. BC - Jan 28, 2010 at 11:51 AM

    C’mon, it’s Miami. We zip in, we pick ‘em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Miami.

  7. BladeTx - Jan 28, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    This is just as rediculous and Reggie Bush being a star football player. This guy is the worst #2 running back evey drafted. I still can’t figure out why people think he is so good? He has below average stats in all categories for a running back. Kims big booty is the only line he can get across. what a waste of money….