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Announcements: Weekend Out of Bounds is here. Run for your lives!

Jan 15, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

Yes, due to popular demand (one guy threw a brick through our window), Out of Bounds will now also be publishing on weekends. I’ll be around occasionally then, but the great bulk of the Saturday and Sunday posting will be handled by Weed Against Speed, a blogger with a heart that’s brave and true. Also he’s the only candidate who passed the drug test. So let’s give him a big warm Slanket-like welcome, and let him explain himself.
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By Weed Against Speed
Hello, I’m blogger Weed Against Speed. You might remember me from such sports blog weekend editing atrocities as With Leather and Deadspin, my current blog Sportress of Blogitude, as well as such self-help videos as Smoke Yourself Thin and Get Confident, Stupid. I’m here today to introduce myself to all of you wonderful and good-looking Out of Bounds readers before I try to avoid burning this blog to the ground this weekend, and hopefully, many weekends to come. I’m pretty sure you can’t actually burn a website down, but you know what I meant. I’m also pretty confident that utilizing played out Troy McClure references may not be the best way to ingratiate yourself to a bunch of new readers. But I digress.
I am honored and humbled by the fact that your esteemed editor, Rick Chandler, has chosen me to run the show on the weekend shift. He and I go way back to a time long ago when I was a neophyte commenter on various sports blogs and he was a highly regarded, womanizing playboy blogger. Not much has changed — especially in Rick’s case.
So please do stop by this weekend and say hello. I promise to do my very best to entertain and enlighten. Or alternatively, fill up this space with nonsensical rantings about how the Vikings got jacked on Sunday by the refs. In any event, a grand time will be had by one and all.
See you tomorrow.

  1. Jim - Jan 16, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    “Weekending the ‘Out of Bounds’ website? It’s the role I was born to play!”

  2. LewP - Jan 16, 2010 at 5:47 AM

    Welcome Weed,
    Welcome to the site that will eventually rule the internets and beyond…It’s good to see you and look forward to some bone-crushing, hard hitting sports news on the weekend. I hope you enjoy your stay here, and I hope this site continues to grow and enrich each and everyone of our lives. If you need any help with any stories from the Lone Star State and/or the Dallas Cowboys, I’m your man. Good luck and good writing!