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Where in the world is Tiger Woods' libido? Today's sex rehab report: Mississippi!

Jan 15, 2010, 3:50 PM EDT

First it was Arizona, then South Africa, and now the new, hot report is that Tiger Woods is undergoing sex rehab in Mississippi. While it’s possible that Mr. Woods was taking a tour of all those facilities (“What is the magazine situation in your lobby?”), more likely two, or possibly all three, of those rumors are false. But for the sake of the good folks of the Magnolia State, let’s ponder this report, which seems to be originating from Radar Online.
Oh, and today several cops showed up at the facility in question, for whatever that’s worth.

According to reports by Radar Online and the TV stations WLBT (NBC) and WJTV in Jackson, MS, Woods has checked in to Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, considered one of the best sexual addiction clinics in the nation. It’s directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who has pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior. Spokespeople for the clinic, of course, could not confirm or deny that Woods is there. But their Tiger Woods Abstinence Best Ball Scramble and Pancake Breakfast charity event this weekend is kind of a giveaway.*
WJTV said in a post today that “Employees and visitors at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg confirm Tiger Woods is at the facility.” WLBT is also reporting that Woods is there.
But then, tragedy strikes!

Cops were called Friday afternoon to the sex addiction facility where Tiger Woods is receiving treatment, has learned exclusively.

As reported first in a world exclusive, Tiger is at Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services in Hattiesburg, Miss. Tiger checked in to receive sex addiction treatment, sources told

Two cop cars pulled up to the clinic Friday afternoon and officers went inside, is reporting exclusively. The cars were marked.

Heavens! Is our hero in danger? Stay tuned.
* = May not be true.
Update: Out of Bounds commenter Trey West may have broke the news first. He wrote this in the comment section of the South Africa rehab post on Thursday:

wrong! he’s here in my hometown of hattiesburg, ms. checked into pine grove earlier today. believe me in this small town it’s BIG news!

Tiger Woods In Sex Rehab In Mississippi [Radar Online]
Report: Woods seeks treatment in Miss. [Clarion-Ledger]
Sources: Tiger Woods in sex rehab in Hattiesburg [WLBT]
Tiger Woods in Mississippi rehab center [WJTV]

  1. LTay - Jan 16, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    Actually, there is such a thing as sex addiction. And being a rapist has nothing to do with the discussion — that’s about violence, not sex.

  2. Al & Gloria Benson - Jan 16, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    It’s time for everyone to stop putting out information until they can back up every word. Tiger and Elin and family need our prayers, not a bunch of dirt that can’t be backed up. People need to clean up there lives before they start pointing fingers to some else.
    The Lord said He would be beside us through all the tough times and help us get back on track.
    The Lord Bless your family Tiger and Elin.
    Remember the Lord LOVES you very much and so do a lot of other people.
    In HIS LOVE, Al & Gloria

  3. BIG DADDY - Jan 16, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    I totally agree with you. Thank GOD someone has the balls to say let it end. Don’t we as a society have better things to worry about and try and fix. Who cares where he is or what he is doing. Has our society become so estranged that we have to live our lives through other people. Like you said, it is between Tiger and his wife. Why are we always worrying about the negativity of people? Why can’t we have shows or reports about the good people or the positive things that people do? I think if we as a society were to see more positive things then maybe we could become a better society. Just one persons thoughts.

  4. Lisa D - Jan 17, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    It is truly a shame that society thinks this is really “news”. Then again, when you have reality shows where a woman can make out with 10-12 guys and call it, “Looking for the Man of Her Dreams..Husband” what do we expect.

  5. Tim J - Jan 17, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    This is just sad. Seriously, is there nothing else to talk about? No one really has any new information, and even if they did, is anyone else feeling a little sick about the fact that we keep checking on every single story about this? Here’s the worst part: I’m a part of the same hypocrisy, because I did that exact thing. I assure you, I don’t plan to that mistake again though.

  6. William E Yoe - Jan 17, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    Tiger, we in Mississippi think you are a great man who just used poor judgement at a vulnerable time in your life. All great men throughout history made the same mistake. We just didn’t hear about it because they weren’t Tiger Woods in 2009. Even FDR had a mistress, but the media never mentioned it. Everyone get over it and let this great young man get back to being the greatest golfer in the world.

  7. Doocon - Jan 18, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    By the creators design we(males are hard wired)are addicted to sex. Tigers celebrity status is shining a bright light on what a majoity of males are like. Come on guys how many of you would turn down the sexual advances of any of the women Tiger was allegedly intimate with married or not?

  8. Lesia - Jan 18, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    Tiger is a cheater, it always amazes me how men
    stick up for this crap, they wouldn’t stand for
    their wives or girlfriends pulling this crap, but
    because he hits a ball into a cup in the ground he’s
    a great man. Sports figures deserves what you would
    say about the idiot down the street who ends up alone
    because no one is putting up with that crap unless
    he’s got money, yeah Viva Las Vegas, because that’s
    where all of the john’s are.

  9. Jim - Jan 19, 2010 at 1:09 AM

    Reply to chief56. I’m from New york, where the network media is based and growing up there I learned how THE ALL MIGHT RATINGS are the ONLY THINGS that matters for the big bucks.But having a college degree is not what makes a person smart, even though I do have one from Rollins college, Orlando, Florida, it’s street smarts that I respect. Working on the streets of New York City as a liquor salesman I dealt with people that are vastly more intelligent that you. So I’m not from Mississippi and I have superior education to you. So get depress and go to Oprah’s addiction center. And believe everything that anti-man femhead shoves down the throat of all her little mandarins. The last person to have her kind of worship was a guy named Hitler. My father’s B-24 bombed wiped his ass off the map.Who’s your Daddy now?

  10. Pam Williams - Jan 19, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    Tiger woods isn’t allowed to

  11. Pam Williams - Jan 19, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    Sexual Rehab? What do they do show you a bunch of nude magz and then tie your hands behind your back? This is a mistake by Tiger, dude you like #ussy like most every other grown man in the world, you just have the means to get it whenever you want. Yeah you made a mistake and cheated but this is only going to make it worse now he will not be able to be seen with a woman without the “is Tiger relapsing” comments by the haters and media. If he does get divorced he can bang as many as he wants.

  12. kansas - Jan 20, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    With all of these Tiger sightings and the $300,000. bounty for the first picture surely if He’s where they say He is someone would have a picture, a janitor making $8.00 an hr. would not be concerned about his job, $300,000 for $8.00hr. (which way do I go ya.)

  13. April - Jan 20, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Oh my, Jim.