So is it possible that Tennessee fans were rioting last night not because Lane Kiffin was leaving for USC, but because his wife, Layla Kiffin, was also going? Look, if the coach of my favorite team had a wife who looked like this and decided to leave, I’d set fire to a couple of mattresses myself. At any rate, by all accounts it got rather ugly in Knoxville when word came down. Here are some other entertaining tweets on the subject:
* Lane Kiffin has probably already committed at least 3 recruiting violations in the 6 hours he’s been USC HC… — press_taylor
* RT @sports35: Lane Kiffin to USC?! What’s next? Jay Leno moving back to original time?!
* RT @PTIShow: Dear Lane Kiffin: Thank you. Sincerely, Mark McGwire
* lol lane kiffin is about as faithful as tiger woods — JGHolla
So where are the riots in Westwood at the news that Norm Chow is also leaving to go to USC? Must have missed that.
Attention citizens: If you do not disperse this riotous assembly, Wednesday will be forced to open fire.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while trying to program your new GPS …
* Jimmy Fallon should be in Congress.
* Letterman on Mark McGwire’s steroids admission: “He said that he took steroids but that they didn’t help him hit home runs. He just liked the fresh, minty taste.”
* Seems in all the confusion someone forgot to guard Eric Bledsoe.
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Panel 3: Not only is Tim pointing to a map of downtown Pittsburgh, but his crotch is talking.
