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A shirtless Tiger Woods in a toque to haunt your dreams

Jan 4, 2010, 5:00 PM EDT

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For all of you mistress types who don’t mind sleeping with someone’s husband as long as he’s famous — not judging you, ladies; just taking roll call — here’s your eye candy for today. For the rest of you, sorry. But blame Vanity Fair, which in this month’s issue gives us Tiger Woods photos by Annie Lebowitz, taken before Mr. Woods stabbed America in the heart with a tiny golf pencil. Accompanying the photos is an article by prickly, get-off-my-lawn author Buzz Bissinger, who does nothing to explain why Tiger is shirtless here.


Adam Markovitz of Entertainment Weekly writes of the cover: Tiger’s expression also seems more than a little menacing to me. Really? Because I just see a guy who is wondering why the steroids aren’t working. I don’t think that kittens would be menaced by this pose. Yeah, yeah, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly (cut and paste throughout story).
Meanwhile, the latest Tiger Woods location rumor: Africa. Yes if you’ve chosen Africa please come up to the stage and collect your winnings.
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Tiger Woods’ Vanity Fair cover; intense or intimidating? [Entertainment Weekly]

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  1. ke - Jan 4, 2010 at 10:45 PM

    Rick Chandler, what a hack. Tiger is an adulterer, a cheat, a fraud in many respects. But to recklessly throw accusations of steroid/PED use is not only unfounded, but irresponsible and malicious.
    Hate him for his personal transgressions, but respect him for his professional accomplishments on the golf course. He has attained a level of platitude in his profeesion that sorry journalists such as Chandler will never reach

  2. ke - Jan 4, 2010 at 10:49 PM

    oh, and by the way Chandler, how much can you benchpress? Probably less than Tiger’s wallet I’d bet.
    Maybe you should drink a little less Hatorade and some more egg nogg next year

  3. dru dixon - Jan 4, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    Steroids? srsly? take a good look… I’ve seen 14 year olds more ripped than that.

  4. Rick Chandler - Jan 4, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    Maybe so, but I know the difference between platitude and aptitude.

  5. Geneva1SQ - Jan 5, 2010 at 2:41 AM

    hey Chandler, What was your intent when you decided to write/post this article? To Express your Jealousy or to malign Tiger? Because the facts are clear. YES, he’s admitted to cheating; However, will you expatiate on the STEROID accusation you so readily seem to want to broadcast?

  6. Jim "Bob" - Jan 5, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    The problem here is with all these fallen hussies who want to get a little piece of fame

  7. Donald - Jan 5, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    I think the accusation has already been well broadcasted. A doctor was arrested for illegally carrying HGH and Actovegin across the US/Canadian border. The same doctor visited Tiger in Tiger’s home four times.
    While Rick’s comments may not be fully substantiated, I would hardly call them reckless. And I would take them more in a satrical sense then the rest of the crowd here. Not to mention the fact the picture is way older than the Doctor’s visits to Tiger’s house.

  8. Hercules McRockefeller - Jan 5, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    This is exactly the type of irresponsible conjecture that pisses the you-know-what out of me.

  9. rocky racoon - Jan 5, 2010 at 3:06 PM

    funny stuff. this is just a blog right? not actual news. I think its pretty clear this guy is just making a joke about the one writer’s comment on the cover.

  10. Liz - Jan 5, 2010 at 8:05 PM

    Tiger Woods always denied being black, showed much disdain for anything black. Why run to Africa?

  11. Liz - Jan 5, 2010 at 8:06 PM

    Tiger Woods always denied being black, showed much disdain for anything black. Why run to Africa?

  12. Luke - Jan 5, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    Rick Chandler, how can you call yourself a respectable sportswriter while spewing out severe yet ungrounded accusations. Maybe you were trying to make a joke with your steroids comment, but that isn’t funny. That sh*t has dominated a large chunk of sports for the past decades and Tiger Woods is one of the few dominant players in all of sports who is clearly not guilty of PED transgressions (though clearly he isn’t so perfect in some other regards), so do NOT throw out such scathing comments so carelessly.

  13. drew123 - Jan 5, 2010 at 10:50 PM

    Hey Liz, whether Tiger denied being black or not, he know he’s black now. The way the white media has torn into him makes you realize whatever you do in this country, being a black superstar and rich, makes you a target for white jounalist racism. How can you be rich and not have white, black, hispanic, or indian women sweating you wherever you go. It’s almost to the point of what Hugh hefner stated, a rich guy white or black shouldn’t get married because of that. I know you want men to be true to their girlfriend or wife, but ask your boyfriend or husband has he ever cheated on you. If he’s a true man he will tell your ass NO! The reality is, women today are too aggressive. If you not swinging from a chandelier (hope I spelled that right) or whatever to keep your man interested, you shit out of luck. A recent poll stated that 88 percent of men living today has cheated on their girlfriend or wife. 70 percent of women have done the same. It’s a dog eat dog world. It’s hard to keep a MF happy these days. If you not doing some freaky sh__ like you used do in the past, you sh– out of luck.
    How do you think his wife got him. She had nude photos on the web before Tiger paid to have them remove. She was doing whatever to get paid. She got lucky a hit the lottery!

  14. Mykell - Jan 6, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    Liz, you are sooo right!!!!

  15. Mykell - Jan 6, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    Liz, you are sooo right!!!!

  16. Roy - Jan 6, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    This pic is a joke. This guy with an unsatiable desire for woman, other than his wife, is a joke. Tiger is a great golf player…..period. As a man, a husband, a father, or a representative of any product, he is a disgrace. All his friends knew he was screwing around including all his sponsers. But when you have a cash cow ride him. Based on Tiger’s eposides I would think he has been riden several times. Let those guys cum out!!

  17. longhorn - Jan 7, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    Liz, Are Asians not allowed to go to the continent of Africa? I’m white and I’ve been to Mozambique. I guess I should stick with European countries.

  18. Melanie - Jan 16, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    I came across this surfing Google

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