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Morning Tweet: What to get for the Tiger who has everything

Dec 30, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

On this day in 1975, a golfing legend was born. And that could explain a whole lot of things. By having his birthday so close to Christmas, did Tiger Woods feel that he was missing out on something, thus overcompensating with a drive to succeed in sports and with women? We certainly know that he enjoys unwrapping presents; preferably ones containing busty blondes. OK, I fail as an amateur psychologist. Let’s get right to Tiger’s gifts.
* A cartoon.
* A trip to rehab.
* A movie about himself starring Cuba Gooding Jr.
* Reconstructive surgery.
Enjoy your day, Tiger!
This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. On with Wednesday.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT …

What you missed while enjoying your last tasering of 2009

* NBA: Fall? What fall?

* Worst. Bowl game. Ever?

* Da’Sean Butler wins Tuesday.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Just another Wednesday for Charlie Sheen.

  1. Loser - Jan 9, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    Sorry for the huge review, but I’m really loving the new Zune, and hope this, as well as the excellent reviews some other people have written, will help you decide if it’s the right choice for you.