I’ve been searching eBay all morning and have yet to come across Elin Nordegren’s wedding ring, but that item is sure to turn up sooner or later, and a lovelier stocking stuffer you’re not likely to find. One thing’s for sure, it isn’t on her finger. We went over that on Monday, but in case you missed that class, Tiger’s wife was seen pumping gas while driving her kids to a Christmas play in Orlando on Saturday. Photographs showed the ring was AWOL.
Then, earlier today, enterprising photographers spotted Elin taking her children out to lunch, and zoomed in on her ring digit … only to find it bare. So it’s official, I guess. Chime in, married guys: When the ring comes off, what do you suppose that means?
Answer: Not only is Tiger sleeping on the couch, but soon that couch may be on a raft in a Swedish fjord.
The 29-year-old mother-of-two was snapped Tuesday going to lunch in Orlando, Florida with her 2-year-old daughter, Sam. On Sunday, she was spotted at a gas station near her Sunshine State mansion, filling up before heading out to a Christmas party with her mother and children.
While Elin is starting to resume her normal life, we have yet to see Tiger himself since the cheating scandal exploded.
Another possibility: There’s a wound on Tiger’s face that’s in the exact shape of Elin’s wedding ring. So she’s hiding the evidence until that heals.
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Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren still not wearing wedding ring [Radar Online]
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- THE VILLAGE IDIOT - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:27 PM
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GET REAL!!!
BEFORE THIS TIGER THING, I USED TO WATCH PGA COVERAGE ON TELEVISION! I ABSOLUTELY NEVER SAW TIGER WOODS WALKING AROUND UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANY SUBSTANCE – HE WAS NOT BEHAVING LIKE A FRIGGIN’ ZOMBIE!!
TIGER KNEW JUST WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO, NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD IS BEGINNING TO GET AN IDEA WHAT HE WAS GETTING INTO!! HA
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- Rachel - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:30 PM
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Idiot in the White House? As opposed to the Mensa member we had in there last?
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- THE VILLAGE IDIOT - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:31 PM
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I AM QUITE AWARE OF AHHNOLD’S POLITICAL AFFILIATION – THANKS, CHRIS!
I IMAGINE ARNOLD IS CAPABLE OF BEING HIS OWN PERSON, DON’T YOU?
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- Jim the Wonderer - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:33 PM
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I wonder if Tiger has a “Nike Swoosh” and “9″ tattoed to his face for the Nike 9 iron that Elin used to tee him up….What poetic justice that would be?
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- Chris - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:37 PM
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ok- if you know Arnold is a Republican, and clearly I am a left leaning tree hugging liberal, why would you even make a comment about me working for him? If he is able to be his own person, then he has only to look in the mirror to see who is to blame for California’s mess.
This has been fun but I am leaving- discuss amongst yourselves.
p.s.- Rachel- good one
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- THE VILLAGE IDIOT - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:38 PM
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JESUS, DID MENSA DROP THEIR REQUIREMENTS FROM THE GENIUS LEVEL TO AN IQ BELOW THE LEVEL OF 70??
I WAS AWARE OF THE DEGRADATION OF THE AMERICAN GENE POOL BUT THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED …
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- joe - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:39 PM
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who are you calling an idiot in the white house? if its the president then you should denounce your citizenship and move to iran. your comment about white house is very disrespectful to the president.
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- THE VILLAGE IDIOT - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:41 PM
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GEEZ, YOU GOT ME, CHRIS! OK, I WILL ADMIT, I WAS ATTEMPTING TO AMUSE YOU, A MORON!!
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- Loopy - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:44 PM
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Well said again and again, Chris! As a fellow tree hugging Californian, I too am off to pop a cork on a local vintage (but Bailey’s is a good choice too) and I’ll drink to all of you and our right to tell each other to f-off and take a hike and all the other good clean fun here. Lighten up, folks – it’s the holidays! Cheers!
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- CDC - Dec 15, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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If you take these meds for a long enough period of time they can make you appear to be two completely different people. There is some research to back this up but unless you’ve been there, no one is ever going to believe you. Maybe this is the turning point for more people to know just how dangerous it is to play with these drugs. Hey, I’m not saying that what Tiger did was right, but there has to be something that crossed his wiring up so badly. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Incidentally, your village called…
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- bob - Dec 15, 2009 at 8:56 PM
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in case you guys failed to see it, included in the fine print of the endorsement contracts tiger signs (which allow him to earn 100 million bucks a yr before he even gets a dime from golf) is one that sez “if you screw up you will be in the news”. there any questions??
That is the only drawback. you think that is a bad life, hey i want to sign up for that. yeah i might get embarrassed from tiem to time, but hey if i do mess up, i will lay low in my mansion for a while count my money and then go about my business.
any takers, nike didnt return my call. sigh. tiger, you want privacy?? stop playing golf, stop signing those endorsement contracts. then we will leave you alone….
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- Christine Ford - Dec 15, 2009 at 8:58 PM
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OK- I am back- I have nothing left to say to you, Village Idiot (your own name-boy does that explain a lot), other than being called a moron by you is really a badge of courage and honor.
Thank you.
Loopy- enjoy your pint or whatever it is and happy holidays to you also.
Slainte!
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- Jim - Dec 15, 2009 at 9:00 PM
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Brilliantly stated!
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- Kudos or NOT to Tiger? - Dec 15, 2009 at 9:29 PM
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Could Tiger be a bit on the “racist” side, by scoring those 15 holes in white chicks ONLY, on the way his 18 wholes adventure?
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- John - Dec 15, 2009 at 9:57 PM
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And your reading this, why?
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- Keystone - Dec 15, 2009 at 11:05 PM
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Hola Chris. I am Hispanic. You are correct, I voted for whom I thought would be the best leader for our country, as I’m sure you did as well. Freedom is life. And life is indeed grand. I love our troops for keeping that life. Godspeed to all of our fighting forces. I shall open my own bottle of spirits to toast your glass
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- Keystone - Dec 15, 2009 at 11:54 PM
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A La Sainte, Chris and Loopy. Happy Holidays. In the words of Gracie-Lou Freebush: World Peace
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- Chris - Dec 16, 2009 at 12:07 AM
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And Happy Holidays to you- this is a great country that allows us to bicker like this and at the end of the day be able to say Slainte! (the Irish word for cheers!!). Let us all pray for the safety of our troops, that all of our elected officials do the right thing and do it now.
Everyone have a Baileys or a pint of Guinness, or whatever floats your boat- enjoy.
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- Jim G - Dec 16, 2009 at 2:19 AM
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>>If the President was from the Far East then I would’ve called it the Yellow House.
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- jc - Dec 16, 2009 at 2:44 AM
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How are the troops contributing to freedom? It’s not their fault but aren’t they intruding on others freedom in other countries? Countries that pose no threat whatsoever to America.
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- Dave's wife - Dec 16, 2009 at 2:44 AM
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Well, YOU read it, didn’t you? Besides, it’s in a sports column on a sports page. Duh!
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- Rita - Dec 16, 2009 at 3:16 AM
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I Agree, Tiger can move on with his life just like the others. It’s a short lived marriage for Elin, but she’s getting well paid for it in the End.
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- Tess - Dec 16, 2009 at 6:17 AM
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..hmmm I would say “half a brain”
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- Tess - Dec 16, 2009 at 6:21 AM
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Did you forget Obama and his ties to the thugs at ACORN???? How they pressured the government to get housing for people who couldn’t afford to pay their mortgages??? Bush was an idiot but he was not the only one responsible for what is happening now. The Democrates are just as much if not more to blame. While Bush was plain stupid Obama is EVIL.
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- Tess - Dec 16, 2009 at 6:23 AM
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COULDN’T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF!!! EXCELLENT RESPONSE
