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The Tiger Woods porno is almost ready. Of course it is

Dec 9, 2009, 10:00 AM EDT

It won’t be completed in time for Christmas (sadly you’ll have to settle for Avatar), but a porno film based on the Tiger Woods adultery scandal is being rushed into production by Adam & Eve Pictures, and should be ready “in about eight weeks,” according to a spokesman. Of course you’re now asking yourself, how do they make a porno version of this story that could top the real thing? You’ve got a point. I dunno.
Besides, the Apple Daily.com people seem to have those bases covered with their latest Tiger Woods computer animation.
Video following the jump.


You may know Adam & Eve Productions from some of their other films, such as Nurses of Boobsville, or MILF to the Max II. The new movie, of course, is entitled Tiger’s Wood.

Directed by David Lord and starring adult performer Tyler Knight as “Tiger” and Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, Adam & Eve said the tongue-in-cheek flick should hit stores within eight weeks.

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” Lord said. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

But we’re so far behind the Chinese, who can churn out this stuff on computers in an hour.

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Tiger Woods fiasco takes next logical step – a porno about the recent events is currently in production [Celebrity Clubber]

  1. finance - Jan 20, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    Cool post – thanks a lot m8