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Morning Tweet: Keeping up with Tiger Woods

Dec 8, 2009, 9:00 AM EDT

I’m not sure what possessed the Jacksonville Jaguars to put on this little skit during Sunday’s game with the Houston Texans, but it worked … the home team won. Where do you even get a tiger costume and oversize golf club on short notice? Nicely played.
If you feel like downing an Ambien and plowing into a fire hydrant, it must be Tuesday.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT …

What you missed while being arrested for pie assault …

* Barry Bonds’ son arrested for throwing a doorknob at his mother.

* So at least something is going right in Washington … Ovechkin returns, Caps beat Flyers.

* John McEnroe enjoys a good after-dinner smoke.

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
“But … we just wanted to give you a copy of Watchtower … oof!”

  1. LewP - Dec 8, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    I love the Morning Tweet! Keeping up with Tiger’s love life is like catching the Bullet Train… Just. can’t catch. it.