Lord, I’m not a prayin’ man, but if you could turn back time and scrub this latest Tiger Woods sex scandal allegation from my brain, I’d be most humbly grateful. Come to think of it, what kind of God would allow something like this to happen? According to a report by US Weeky magazine, Tiger Woods allegedly once emailed mistress Rachel Uchitel that he dreamed of having an orgy with her, Ryan Seacrest and Bones actor David Boreanaz. Sweet Jesus.
Woods’ email, Uchitel’s friend tells Us, details the athlete’s “disturbing dream.”
“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” Woods reportedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f–ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that.”
The married athlete then explains how wired he is from his X-rated vision of Uchitel with TV and baseball hunks. “Now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien.”
Meanwhile, the New York Daily News, among others, is reporting that alleged mistress No. 6 is Cory Rist, 31, a Manhattan club hopper who supposedly met Woods at the New York club Butter.
Sources tell us that, until recently, one of his favorite traveling companions was a delicious blond named Cori Rist. And, unlike some other reputed mistresses, Rist is not denying the rumors — she’s simply keeping mum.
“They went on to another party,” says one insider. “One thing led to another and, pretty soon, Tiger was flying her to hook up with him on tour.
“Tiger would typically get a large suite at a hotel. Someone would book Cori an adjacent room, so she wouldn’t be seen coming into his room.”
For a while, sources say, Rist, 31, found the intrigue fun.
“He would get the presidential suite,” says the same source. “It was the ultimate in luxury. The trouble is, he never wanted to leave the room.”
At this point it’s like a Mexican-themed child’s birthday party; someone busted open the pinata and a bunch of girlfriends are spilling out. Some are more credible than others; I’d put Rist into that category of candy that isn’t carefully wrapped, and should therefore be avoided.
But what’s the difference? Our own Courtney Hazlett is reporting that the mistress tally could be as high as a dozen by Wednesday, with no end in sight.
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Tiger Dreamed of Mistress, Derek Jeter, David Boreanaz Having Sex [US Weekly]
Gay twist in Tiger Woods mistress-gate? [The Examiner]
Cori Rist, Tiger Woods’ alleged latest mistress, is one more in growing list [New York Daily News]
List of Woods’ legion of ladies likely to grow [MSNBC]
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- Dave - Dec 7, 2009 at 11:07 AM
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What on earth has happened to MSNBC reporters? Those who live in glass houses! First it was Letterman, now Wood, who’s next, how about the life and times of Contessa or one of her cohorts? This report of an accident has turned into the planned personal destruction of a golf great. Who cares about his past private life, certainly not golf addicts, who cares about the ongoing innuendos and sex slinging? Certainly not the viewers who watch MSNBC for its coverage of the news, politics, those things that ARE important to their viewers, leave the smut to those magazines in the grocery store where you can buy them or leave them, not by having smut pushed down our throats all day long. Do those reporters actually believe that viewers have never thought that they as pure as the driven snow, how about if a totally up and honest broadcast media actually covers the sexcapades of Contessa Brewer or some other poor journalist trying to make a living READING the news.
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- Sic - Dec 8, 2009 at 12:07 AM
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Since when is “Derek” Ryan Seacrest? The quote (and the US Weekly headline) refers to Derek Jeter, who is admittedly a much more enticing prospect for a three-way.
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- my shed plans - Feb 24, 2010 at 1:27 PM
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sh*t the guy doesnt have any time to create debauchurey in hollywood
