Well, I was going to the movies tonight, but at the rate Tiger Woods seems to be scoring waitresses it looks like I’m never going to see Ninja Assassin. Here is alleged mistress No. 5 (drumroll) … Mindy Lawton, a waitress from Orlando. She’s telling her story to the London Daily Mail a few hours ahead of schedule, which I learned via SportsbyBrooks. Here’s a link to her picture, and as you can see, Tiger’s taste in women seems to be getting worse as this saga progresses. I fully expect Meredith from The Office to be next.
But here’s why this revelation is different from the others: Two sources are claiming that one of Tiger’s alleged sexual rendezvous with Lawton occurred in the back seat of his SUV while it was in the parking lot of a church. And two news outlets may have conspired with Tiger’s camp to keep it all quiet. Yikes! What next?
The Daily Mail calls it a “church car park,” but you get the idea. The pair also allegedly had sex at Tiger’s Orlando home several times while his wife was out of the country; the two driving into the gated community separately. I think we’ve left “Screwing Around” territory and officially entered “Sexual Addiction.” Population: Eldrick Woods.
It was in 2006, says the Daily Mail, that Tiger and Lawton began their relationship; and on at least one occasion had sex in the back seat of Woods’ SUV. The National Enquirer was tipped to the relationship, and photographed one of the back-seat trysts from a nearby van which had the windows blacked out.
That was two years-plus before The Enquirer outed Rachel Uchitel, Tiger’s alleged mistress from New York, which started this entire saga. But according to a story in the New York Post, the Enquirer was told to spike the exclusive by its parent company, American Media, so that Men’s Fitness magazine (another American Media property) could make a deal with Woods to pose on one of their covers. Woods’ camp allegedly agreed to the deal to keep the Enquirer from revealing the affair. (American Media has denied this).
Here’s the Men’s Fitness cover Tiger posed for.
From The Daily Mail, via SportsbyBrooks:
Today, Mindy Lawton, 34, knows that she was just one of many mistresses taken by the golfer. But, according to her family, throughout their 14-month affair she laboured under the delusion that what she had with Tiger was special and that they were in love.
Mindy’s sister, Orlando primary school teacher Lynn Lawton, said: ‘She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game.’
The unworldly Mindy was easily dazzled and undemanding. She and Tiger met in summer 2006, when Mindy was working as an $8-an-hour manager and waitress at Perkins, a diner only a short drive from Tiger’s home in the upmarket Orlando suburb of Windermere. Tiger and his wife Elin would regularly take breakfast there.
Some are calling bull**** on this one, but my question is, how is this less believable than the other four? If you’re going to cheat on a woman who looks like Elin Nordegren, you’re obviously not going for glamor to begin with.
On the alleged coverup, the New York Post writes:
Woods’ camp, fearful of a potential public-relations nightmare in spring 2007, allegedly agreed to do a cover for Men’s Fitness — a magazine owned by the Enquirer’s parent company, American Media, former Men’s Fitness editor-in-chief Neal Boulton said yesterday.
“[American Media CEO] David Pecker knew about Tiger Woods’ infidelity a long time ago,” Boulton told The Post. “[Pecker] traded silence for a Men’s Fitness cover.”
Boulton said he left his post in April 2007, as the seedy Woods-Men’s Fitness deal was completed.
“We were going to [do a quid pro quo with] America’s favorite sports star, just to get his name on the cover of a magazine,” said Boulton. “That was too much for me. That’s when I high-tailed it out of there.”
Pecker dismissed all the quid-pro-quo allegations.
“It is absolutely not true,” said Pecker. “[Boulton] is a disgruntled former employee.”
This news follows closely on the high heels of reports that Jamie Jungers, a Las Vegas cocktail waitress, is about to tell her own story to a British tabloid, possibly in just a few hours. Now that Lawton has beaten her to the punch, Jungers’ Myspace mood status has been updated to “royally pissed.”
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Tiger Woods, the $8-an-hour diner waitress and the deal that kept their affair out of the news [London Daily Mail]
Mistress #5 Claim: Perkins Waitress Mindy Lawton [SportsbyBrooks]
How mag helped to cover Tiger’s great ‘lie’ [New York Post]
Another alleged Tiger mistress surfaces; here’s Jamie Jungers [Out of Bounds]
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- cms - Dec 7, 2009 at 10:34 PM
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It’s Donald E’s blog we just dont know it. What a dumbass you are man. And dont bother to challenge me or my manhood, I wont bother to answer you.
Moral of the story is if want to play the field dont get married. If you want kids still, hire a surogate, get your sperm spun with the right chick and hire nannies. Cheaper all the way around.
That being said, he needs to get a new batch of Lasik cause the last one is not working any more.
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- Big Larry - Dec 8, 2009 at 12:22 AM
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Tiger said went for Lawton because he likes them “over easy”.
Plus, there is a Perkins and Gherkin rhyme somewhere, but I’m too tired to work it out.
What a dimwit.
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- Big Larry - Dec 8, 2009 at 12:34 AM
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He can’t afford to look like he is abusing her further. Can you see her lawyer dragging him through a public trial. That really WOULD kill the endorsements.
He makes $120 million per year. She will get $100-$300 million minimum, easy. The pre-nup is pretty much irrelevant. She has his kids and his sponsors are freaking. They will settle to make it go away. Think about it. Do you think he wants to be seen to be chiseling her?
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- Janedoe - Dec 8, 2009 at 5:15 PM
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BS, he knew what he was getting himself into. We all or will lose our parents at some time, does that give us the right to hurt the people we are suppose to love the most. Men are basically scumbags, who will give up five minutes for sex for a life time of grief just for the hell of it. No one knows what his wife if going through at this time, and my heart goes out to her. As a woman who has been burned in two marriages, I say leave his Axx, love means never having to say you are sorry, he gave up the rights to a family when he began cheating on his wife.
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- Arthur Gerdin - Dec 9, 2009 at 11:02 AM
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AMI and Pecker are sleaze. I really wonder who believes these guys have anything worthwhile to report. They should go back to discovering Martians under the bed. It is not reporting, its selling words for cash.
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- OKN - Dec 12, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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If he had the many affairs, with that many women, in the period of time they are talking about, the man would be dead from juggling women and having so much sex. I don’t believe half these stories. Did he do the wrong thing, sure. He said he did. But, there is little “proof” or evidence from half these Mistress claims. But, people are going on and on as if it’s all fact. Come’on, half these women are looking for a payout, a settlement, a “Paris Hilton” by to the next stage. What one of them got a Playboy offer already? Well, there you have it.
They all claim, in some small why, that they felt bad for Elin, really? Then, why did they get involved? For that matter, not one of them has apologized for being part of the shame Tiger’s wife must feel from all of this media frenzy to “find the next Mistress”. No one of them has said they are sorry and no one seems to be holding them equally responsible for the affairs. As they say, “it takes two to Tango”. I think the media should and others should turn their “shame on Tiger mongering” on to these women that burn Elin too. Why should they get a pass and “job and entertainment” offers while Tiger take a lion’s share of the verbal flogging and public humiliation. If the Mistress got shamed as much as Tiger is getting shamed, it might not invite so many “band wagon Mistress jumpers”.
Whatever Tiger did do, he knows it was wrong. And, these so called Mistress’s where equally shameful in their actions. What’s good for the goose should be good for the gander, right?
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- RR - Dec 16, 2009 at 10:33 AM
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BREAKING NEWS AP editors vote Tiger Woods athlete of the decade
Suck on that marriage and morality
BREAKING NEWS Satan receives stimulus funds for new hell expansion.
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- RR - Dec 16, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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I heard the same thing! I think she was hanging out at an Irish pub called B.J. McStainydresses somewhere in the Orlando vicinity.
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- Sandi - Dec 16, 2009 at 3:55 PM
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Reading your comments only shows what an idiot you are – you can’t even spell let alone think!
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- Darrell Murnock - Jan 4, 2010 at 5:42 PM
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I agree with the above post. Personally I cannot understand why you would not want to make an effort in this regard anyway. Only the other day, at work we had exactly the same conversation and came to a similar conclusion
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- Wally Ullery - Feb 28, 2010 at 1:16 AM
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