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Newspaper: Tiger Woods 'unconcious, snoring' after crash

Dec 4, 2009, 11:00 AM EDT

We suspected all along that the real cause of Tiger Woods’ early-morning car crash last Friday was shoeless driving. People, we beg you: Do not get into your car barefooted. Think of all the people you can hurt if your foot should skip on the brake. Think of the children.
The Orlando Sentinel today is reporting that when his neighbors rushed out to investigate the car crash, they found Woods “lying shoeless and snoring” on his Isleworth street, after he plowed his SUV into a fire hydrant and tree. Here come the Breathe Right nasal strips endorsements. Meanwhile, as you likely know by now, a third woman has been thrown into the Tiger infidelity mix. With more to come, says the Sentinel.

These details, included in a Florida Highway Patrol troopers’ recorded interview of neighbors who rushed to Woods’ aid, emerged as a celebrity gossip publication reported that yet another party girl had trysts with Tiger Woods.

Kalika Moquin, 27, a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, “hooked up” with the champion golfer as recently as late October, Life & Style magazine reported.

Moquin didn’t confirm or deny reports of her encounters with Tiger Woods.

And WFTV-Channel 9 in Orlando reported Thursday night that the three alleged mistresses could just be the tip of the iceberg. Two more women — from central Florida — are talking to lawyers, claiming they too have had affairs with Tiger Woods, one of them up until three weeks ago. Time for more checkbook diplomacy? (Allegedly!)
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Tiger Woods was unconcious, snoring after crash, neighbors say [Orlando Sentinel]

  1. P Hilliard - Dec 4, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Really people, are you REALLY surprised here? Tiger is so arrogaunt with his fans and the media, everyone should have saw this one coming. My money is on the fact there is more women. Lots more women…….

  2. stang - Dec 4, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    I am just waiting for the onslot of Tiger cubs to appear, it’s only a matter of time.

  3. Tiggerable - Dec 4, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    While at Illinois State University, I once saw (and have subsequently seen again) a young man get undercut jumping up to catch a pass in a football game being played on concrete (yes, smart college boys). He fell, smacked his head on the ground, and went out cold. BUSTED cold. He, too, “snored” or gave the impression he was just asleep. Not so. Apparently this is what happens when you’re knocked out cold. But you’d better get a second opinion…

  4. renonevada - Dec 4, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    If I was his wife, he wouldn’t have made it to the car…

  5. Diego - Dec 4, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    The guy really has a “tiger” in his tank, let’s just hope he hasn’t left little tigers in other tanks, specially now that so many women are coming out of the “woods”.

  6. nebraska - Dec 4, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    I hear he is changing his name from Tiger to Cheeta. Cheeta little here–Cheeta little there!

  7. mememe01 - Dec 4, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    So? In America, we have too many easy lazy women who made their living by taking their cloths off for rich men. We should thank Tiger for stimulated the economy. And more women are seeking legal advice from their lawyers because they too want to get pay to keep their mouths shut, for a few days. Maybe some women might come out with a rape charge. Rape claims get more money then affairs, right? I hope this will teach Tiger a lesson about seeking easy lays.

  8. G-MAN - Dec 5, 2009 at 6:40 AM

    typical skanky white women who hook up with these black athletes just to rat them out in the end,,do u really think if tiger was a regular citizen all these white ho’s would be hooking up with him,,,the answer is no,,they are just looking for their 15 mins of fame or better yet,,hoping he leaves his wife for them,,pathetic,,and now on to tiger,,what the hell are you thinking,,your rich and famous,,didnt u think that someone would find out then have them all run to the mic to tell their stories,,should of thought about this with the big head,,not the little one..and the pics of these girls,,so skanky,,i dont find any of them pretty,,except his wife…and the point of all this is,,woman,,this up,,just because when u met ur man and had sex with him all the time doesnt mean u have to stop after u marry him,,,because if u do,,this will happen to you,,and if u think it wont,,wake up because it probably did already..peace!!!!