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Tiger Bikini Girl is going to tell the world her story, dammit!

Dec 3, 2009, 9:45 AM EDT

I’ve been waiting four days for something really humorous and borderline retarded to occur in this Tiger Woods morass, and finally I think we have a winner. Here’s Tampa Bay radio personality Meredith Walusek, of MJ Morning Show fame, getting a little attention from the cops outside of Tiger Woods’ gated Isleworth community in Orlando.
Are these fan photos that the police are taking, or will they soon be known as “evidence”? Hmm.


How awesome would this be if it were actually a woman who had an affair with Tiger? Mission-to-Mars level awesome, is what. As it is, it still made me chuckle. If you can’t read the sign, it says: “Tiger – They offered me $500,000 – I’m keeping my mouth shut!”
Great observation by Sports by Brooks commenter Wretched Soul: “Was it so hard to find a rectangular piece of paper….”
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Photo: Bikini Girl Outside Tiger Woods’ Residence [SportsbyBrooks]

  1. ClintonPortishead - Dec 3, 2009 at 11:26 AM

    “I’m keeping my mouth shut!”
    Then what use are you?
    -Tiger

  2. thesepretzels - Dec 3, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    What are the odds that Jesper ever gets to play with Tiger again?

  3. good looks? - Dec 3, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    another broad after money….he was playing the field. Easier to do before you get married.He’s human leave him alone….Now what did they do to him to get him to go after them that first time…I wonder…lol Him being married did not bother them them than…did it?

  4. JLeonard - Dec 3, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    He will now forever be known as “Cheetah Woods”

  5. charles - Dec 3, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    please the guy alone. he is a very respectful man. he loves his wifes and kids he will not do anything to jeopardize his relationshift. he went for a drive that night and being depressed he lost control of his car and smashed it to the fire hydrant and his wife came to rescue him thinking that something worse happened to him. one mistake and he is all over the news. do you know how much good this guy has done why i never heard of that please america shut up.

  6. mike - Dec 3, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    People who talk about others have nothing to say about themselves.

  7. Dave G. - Dec 3, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Are you a complete idiot or just filling in parttime? I think your post has been the most foolish and retarded I’ve read all week. Please note- my comments included periods and proper punctuation.

  8. Gary P - Dec 3, 2009 at 6:24 PM

    Tiger is no different than 80% of the male population, so why is everyone giving him a hard time. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. The only benefit I can see from this whole thing is that the real idiots in Washington are out of the lime light for a week or 2.