Animation reenactment of Tiger Woods' wife kicking his butt is all kinds of awesome

Leave it to the Chinese to show us what really happened between Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren on that fateful Friday morning. This shocking computer reenactment has two awesome components: A maniacal, club-wielding Nordegren attacking the rear window of Tiger’s Escalade with sound effects, and a thought bubble occupied by his alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, as Nordegren lands a haymaker to his face. Eat your hearts out, Pixar Studios.
Another plus: No Jar-Jar Binks.
The entire video can be seen following the jump.

To begin with, the Google translation of the video’s original web site is several kinds of awesome by itself. The headline, for instance, grabs you right away: Woods, broken windows at night to save his wife crash shady husband.
Indeed.

When you’re done watching this video over and over again (I watched it seven times, and it just keeps getting better), here are some questions posed by its creators:

Accident Crooked Hearts Rashomon

* doubt one why 2:25 to go out? Concludes: Woods and his wife Irene quarrels Yiyanbuge angrily driving away from home.

* doubt two face tear, the upper and lower lip were broken, but also nosebleeds? Speculated: 53 km per hour crash fire hydrant, no airbags burst open, why can cause various injuries, suspected to have been his wife manhandled.

* doubt 3 Woods crashes, the first time his wife arrived! The club is also holding the broken windows to save fu?

Yes. Before we criticize, who among us have not found ourselves at least once holding the broken windows to save fu?
***
Woods, broken windows at night to save his wife crash shady husband [Apple Daily]