MLS Cup be damned; David and Victoria Beckham are going to have sex
Nov 23, 2009, 1:02 PM EDT
I don’t want to take this out of context, but did David Beckham recently say on Dan Patrick’s radio show that he wears his wife’s underwear? Does this occur during games?
As you no doubt know, Real Salt Lake beat the Los Angeles Galaxy on penalty kicks on Sunday to win the 2009 MLS Cup. But Beckham, talking to Patrick on Friday, seemed a lot more interested in discussing his wife Victoria’s insatiable appetite for sex, and their kinky dressup habits. Key quote: “You know, she said a few things in the past we really laugh about. About me, wearing her underwear or she’s called me Golden Balls on national TV.”
Victoria Beckham recently said that she’d rather have sex than sleep – DP asked Beckham if she was quoted correctly:
“Without a doubt. Of course, and I must admit, it definitely sounds like one of my wife’s quotes. She loves saying things like that. You know, she said a few things in the past we really laugh about. About me, wearing her underwear or she’s called me Golden Balls on national T.V. So, it definitely sounds like one of my wife’s quotes.”
Since I have just fully recovered from the disturbing “sex boosting beads” story of 2008, this comes as very disturbing news. The thought of Beckham is panties, wearing sex boosting beads while a tape of Real Salt Lake plays in the background is not my idea of fun.
On whether or not he was going to get any sleep before the big game on Sunday because Beckham was up in Seattle without his family:
“Well, she does arrive on Sunday morning, so you never know.”
And then finally on whether sleeping with Victoria was an injury hazard:
“I don’t know. I think everybody’s different. Everybody’s different. But no, I won’t see the family before the game because I’ll be focusing on the game. But I’ll see the boys and Victoria right after.
Other Beckham tidbits: He said he had never seen the type of aggressive play exhibited by New Mexico’s Elizabeth Lambert in a women’s soccer game recently … he’s working hard to get his ankle at 100 percent so that he can make the English team for the 2010 World Cup … he wants to return to the Galaxy next season … and on Thierry Henry’s handball in the Ireland-France match and the prospect of instant replay in the sport:
“It’s such a quick sport,” Beckham said. “To keep stopping games to look at video … there are so many mistakes and so many things being missed because the game is so quick.”
Bekcham said he doesn’t think Henry hit the ball with his hand on purpose.
“Thierry’s a good friend of mine as well and I know that he’s not that kind of player and not that kind of person. But I think it’s a kind of reaction. The ball comes to him so quick. I don’t think he’s done it to cheat. But you know, it happens.”
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David Beckham On MLS, The 2010 World Cup, And His Wife’s Love Of Sex [Sports Radio Interviews.com]
Beckham on health status, future with Galaxy, his wife’s quotes [The Dan Patrick Show]
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- Mike - Nov 23, 2009 at 4:22 PM
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“It’s such a quick sport,” Beckham said. “To keep stopping games to look at video … there are so many mistakes and so many things being missed because the game is so quick.”
Beckham said he doesn’t think Henry hit the ball with his hand on purpose.
OK, at first I was confused but now understand. Beckham was commenting on Henry Thierry’s handball, not his wife’s.
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- DONT TRIP - Nov 23, 2009 at 7:16 PM
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FUCK ALL YA NOSY MADAFUKAS DOE
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- Marc - Nov 23, 2009 at 7:33 PM
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She called him Golden Balls…and? I thought that was his middle name. After the $$ that he’s made from Real Madrid and the Galaxy, I’d say he can afford to have them gilded in 24K.
Scary mental image: David and Victoria Beckham in bed trying to count how many tattoos they have between them.
Scarier mental image: Vicky gets mad and whacks poor Golden Balls in the head with one of her fake knockers, knocking him out cold and preventing him from playing in the World Cup final.
Scariest and most disturbing mental image: David Beckham in Vicky’s Victoria Secrets panties.
In Beckham’s estimation it is “normal” for his wife to discuss their sex life, including cross dressing, during interviews. By my standards anything that happens in my bedroom would be iffy for my wife to talk about with her best friend (at least hopefully not in any graphic details). What planet do they come from?
A quick sport, really? Ever watch ice hockey David? You know, same strategy, playing surface 1/10 of a pitch, on skates so the players can get up to 30-40 mph. Same size guys as footie. That’s quick. And imagine that the 3 officials who officiate hockey matches don’t need instant replay except for goals because they get it right 99% of the time. And they aren’t offended to use technology to get those close calls correct.
Henry cheated Golden Balls, whether he’s your friend or not, you’re as bad as he is if you don’t tell the truth and just say so. It’s time to show honor and class, Henry didn’t.
Go shtup your nymphomaniac wife, cash your checks for playing 1/2 a season with the Galaxy, and go play on a losing English side in World Cup. Then please go away, you’re not even 1/2 the player you were 5 years ago, let it go. Please.
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- Willy J - Nov 23, 2009 at 9:10 PM
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He might as well wear fuckin panties, he plays a girly twinkle toe sport anyhow.
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- mjb - Nov 23, 2009 at 9:28 PM
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that would be a comment you expect from a willy J…some dumbass redneck that wouldn’t know a soccer ball if it hit him in his own balls…but judging by this moron’s coment, he probably has his wife tell him when and when he cannot play with his own balls
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