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Revenge of the Iraqi detainees: Brett Favre jokes

Nov 20, 2009, 12:06 PM EDT

You think you know how to torture, America? Waterboarding is for schoolchildren. Detainees locked in an internment camp in Iraq are mocking their captors — members of the Wisconsin National Guard — with Brett Favre jokes.
Evil bastards!
It all started when the National Guardsmen began decorating their trucks and other areas of Camp Cropper with Packers colors recently. The prisoners picked up on it, did some research (Wiraqipedia?), and began with the Favre barbs. What goes around comes around, I suppose. I blame Dick Cheney.

“They know Favre by name,” said First Lieutenant Tim Boehnen, who is from New Richmond, Wis.

“One of the big words they know now is shenanigan. They’ll constantly talk about ‘Favre shenanigans,’ ‘He’s so good for the Vikings,’ and ‘The Packers have got to really feel bad about that one.’ “

According to Boehnen, it started when troops there started decorating their camp in Packers colors.

“They obviously then started up the conversations, and started talking about Brett Favre. They soon learned about Favre going to the Vikings, and things just started going downhill from there.”

Boehnen said soccer is the main sport that detainees pay attention to there, so there’s not exactly a Vikings fan club chapter in Iraq.

“They’ll hear guards talking about it, and then they pick up a lot of stuff from that, too,” said Boehnen. “They’re very crafty. They learn different stuff from different ways.”

Once they learn a little more about football, they can start increasing the pressure: Like calling for Matt Flynn to replace Aaron Rodgers, or making fun of cheese.
And wait’ll they learn that Joseph McCarthy is from Wisconsin. Oops. Do they have Internet access?
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Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers [620 WTMJ]

179 Comments (Feed for Comments)
  1. Kimmie - Dec 10, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Seriously, Steve?

  2. Lantana Bob - Dec 14, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    Hail Fellow, Well Met Brutha G. you said it all,these guys need to take a reading tour of the documents that made this country what it is,uh (they will probably need a reader to accompany them.)

  3. roninarizona - Dec 15, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    The article was about sports, and some humor! Lighten up, people! If you want to make comments about Iraq, Afghanistan, or any location where the troops are, you had better get yourself over here to see what it’s really like- don’t make comments about things that you know nothing about, especially when your opinion is only based on the press (because we know they would never lie, or slant a story, or stretch the facts). Having said that, The story was about sports, told with a sense of humor!!! Stepping off my soapbox now.

  4. Al - Dec 18, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    arrogant statements like yours, which seizes this opportunity to get on a soap box re religion, are sad. get over yourself. and if you believe in god you better believe that hes gonna be pissed that youre deciding for him whos going to hell and whos not.