Stephen Wright, the comedian, has a joke about the guy who walks up to a convenience store and finds the doors locked. Peering in, he sees a clerk, and shouts: “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours!” Clerk: “Not in a row.”
For some reason, ESPN thought it would be fun to air 24 hours of college hoops, all in a row. OK, I think we’re all ready to give that a try (with the exception of a rumpled, sleepy, possibly inebriated Jerry Jones). My favorite so far: Fullerton’s double-OT win over UCLA. Let the Jer’Vaughn Johnson Era begin!
Anyone who watches all 12 games will receive a gleaming OOBlog No-Prize.
Well, let’s get going; Tuesday isn’t going to start sucking by itself.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed because it’s no longer free …
* Not only did the Browns lose to the Ravens 16-0, but Ray Lewis is mad at Brady Quinn for Quinn’s “illegal blow.”
* For however many Chiefs fans are still out there, the team has suspend Dwayne Bowe for steroids. He’ll miss four games.
* Zach Greinke wins AL Cy Young. Plus, one writer cast a first-place vote for Justin Verlander. Let’s get him!
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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
In today’s episode of “Coffee Solves Everything” …
