If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you can’t buy much for a dollar; it’s embarrassing to try and “make it rain” with a small handful of loose change. So what was Chad Ochocinco thinking on Sunday when he tried to bribe a referee with a single? Here’s the Twitpic referred to on the right, and as long as the Bengals keep winning, I guess we can consider it funny. But they’ve got the Steelers coming up on Sunday, and Ocho may find that playtime is over.
Or, he may do unspeakable things with a Terrible Towel. Who the h*** knows.
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee/ That Monday evening you would still be here with me. That’ll teach me to get everything in writing.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT …
What you missed while searching for enough soy sauce for your 330-foot California roll …
* Chiefs cut Larry Johnson. Wait, you mean that petition worked??
* Richmond coach not the only one upset over his team missing a last-minute field goal. What did that announcer say?
* I guess the Dolphins’ Joey Porter got plumb tuckered out from all that talking all week.
TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Panel 3: Great, you tell me this AFTER dinner?
