No Nick, and frankly I’m surprised that a Packer doesn’t know how to make his own. Whenever I have a meat-related question, I consult AskTheMeatman.com, which I have bookmarked. Please don’t be alarmed by their logo, which appears to be a penguin shoving meat into a grinder. That’s actually somewhat troubling when I think about it. So I won’t.
Speaking of meat being shoved into a grinder, how about that Vikings game, eh? [Sorry].
Let’s go, Wednesday, I don’t have all day. Wait, actually I do.
More stuff following the jump.
About Last Night …
What you missed after turning yourself in for drunk driving …
* Dirk Nowitzki has a 29-point fourth quarter, Mavs beat Jazz 96-85. So why do I still feel this emptiness in my soul?
* The Osgood File … Red Wings 2, Bruins 0 means Chris Osgood just got his 50th career shutout.
* Men’s basketball … Le Moyne 82, Syracuse 79. Today, we are all Dolphins.
TODAY IN MARK TRAIL …
Hmm. For someone so concerned with outdoors safety, Mark Trail seems to be troublesomely unfamiliar with the term “life jacket.”
